Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Remember, if you think a question is worth asking during a meeting, it's probably not. Similarly, you will never have two questions worth asking. *It's National Drink Beer Day. Here are some suspicious facts Slim found online about beer and why it's always a good decision. *When you hear that a celebrity has started an OnlyFans, you have to check it out. Even if it's Rachel Dolezal and you're not willing to pay, you'll still spend some time trying to find those leaked pics on Twitter. I self-identify as horny! *Doomscrolling!! Things are not looking good for Lazlo and Slim's retirement home. Meta just busted the Chinese for making Biden memes and blaming them on your uncle. An inmate serving life has escaped prison with the old "cardboard dummy in the cot" routine. A private Christian school in Florida asked 2nd graders to take pictures of themselves reading in the bathtub for homework. I get that it's weird but I would have aced that assignment! *My girlfriend's mom slept with my best friend. That same best friend is now dating my girlfriend's sister. It's not fair! *The bad news is you can't get pregnant but the good news is.... your mother-in-law can! *It ain't always easy when you're a single dad trying to date but it's about to get a whole lot easier. *How much trouble would you get in for trying to execute some of those grand romantic gestures we've all seen in the movies? *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the podcast and please take a minute to check out www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow! 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!

Remember, if you think a question is worth asking during a meeting, it's probably not. Similarly, you will never have two questions worth asking. *It's National Drink Beer Day. Here are some suspicious facts Slim found online about beer and why it's always a good decision. *When you hear that a celebrity has started an OnlyFans, you have to check it out. Even if it's Rachel Dolezal and you're not willing to pay, you'll still spend some time trying to find those leaked pics on Twitter. I self-identify as horny! *Doomscrolling!! Things are not looking good for Lazlo and Slim's retirement home. Meta just busted the Chinese for making Biden memes and blaming them on your uncle. An inmate serving life has escaped prison with the old "cardboard dummy in the cot" routine. A private Christian school in Florida asked 2nd graders to take pictures of themselves reading in the bathtub for homework. I get that it's weird but I would have aced that assignment! *My girlfriend's mom slept with my best friend. That same best friend is now dating my girlfriend's sister. It's not fair! *The bad news is you can't get pregnant but the good news is.... your mother-in-law can! *It ain't always easy when you're a single dad trying to date but it's about to get a whole lot easier. *How much trouble would you get in for trying to execute some of those grand romantic gestures we've all seen in the movies? *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the podcast and please take a minute to check out www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow! 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Remember her? The white chick who identifies as black. Yeah she's got an Only Fans now

Remember her? The white chick who identifies as black. Yeah she's got an Only Fans now