Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Dianne Warren had some choice words for Beyonce and her songwriters

Dianne Warren had some choice words for Beyonce and her songwriters

Julia's back and she recaps Lollapalooza for us

Julia's back and she recaps Lollapalooza for us

If anyone else said this, you wouldn't believe a word. The fact that it's coming from us probably makes it not only believable but in some ways expected. Remember on Friday when we said it was our last day under contract? Well, Slimfast went home that night and looked at his actual contract. Turns out we are under contract until Thursday. So here we are!! *The Johnny vs Amber trial should be ancient history by now but it's not. We don't make the news, we just discuss it. The lesson of this Johnny vs Amber story? Be careful what you text Marilyn Manson because even if it isn't bad, it might look bad. *A recent poll discovered that the majority of people think the world would be a better place if everyone said what's on their mind at all times and stopped bitting their tongues! I find it hard to believe that these stupid f**ks really want to know what we think of them. *Doomscrolling! The flood in Kentucky was devastating but it's hard to get people to take notice when the rest of the world is on fire. Biden has Covid, again. We lost a couple of true greats, Nichelle Nichols dies at 89 and Bill Russell passed away at 88. *What makes dating you difficult? Each of us comes up with a list of five things that make us insufferable. Any takers? *Beyonce must not pay attention to Lizzo but she does seem to read The Guardian. This is a learning moment but Lazlo doesn't learn a thing. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. More importantly, thanks for being the best family a group of idiots like us could ever ask for. You are appreciated and that's from my heart. I don't say it enough. PLEASE follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and PLEASE join our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo We also have a website where you can support the show. www.lazlo.church  See you tomorrow, I hope!

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

If anyone else said this, you wouldn't believe a word. The fact that it's coming from us probably makes it not only believable but in some ways expected. Remember on Friday when we said it was our last day under contract? Well, Slimfast went home that night and looked at his actual contract. Turns out we are under contract until Thursday. So here we are!! *The Johnny vs Amber trial should be ancient history by now but it's not. We don't make the news, we just discuss it. The lesson of this Johnny vs Amber story? Be careful what you text Marilyn Manson because even if it isn't bad, it might look bad. *A recent poll discovered that the majority of people think the world would be a better place if everyone said what's on their mind at all times and stopped bitting their tongues! I find it hard to believe that these stupid f**ks really want to know what we think of them. *Doomscrolling! The flood in Kentucky was devastating but it's hard to get people to take notice when the rest of the world is on fire. Biden has Covid, again. We lost a couple of true greats, Nichelle Nichols dies at 89 and Bill Russell passed away at 88. *What makes dating you difficult? Each of us comes up with a list of five things that make us insufferable. Any takers? *Beyonce must not pay attention to Lizzo but she does seem to read The Guardian. This is a learning moment but Lazlo doesn't learn a thing. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. More importantly, thanks for being the best family a group of idiots like us could ever ask for. You are appreciated and that's from my heart. I don't say it enough. PLEASE follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and PLEASE join our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo We also have a website where you can support the show. www.lazlo.church  See you tomorrow, I hope!

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

All of the news you will ever need in one place

All of the news you will ever need in one place

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news