Church of Lazlo Podcasts

We were off yesterday and Lazlo tells us why

We all know that every boy band has a token bad boy but not every boy band has a truly good man. More importantly, which group was JC Chasez in? *A couple of days ago, we received a text from a woman who caught her husband sexting. She said they'd been married for fifteen years and that they have a very healthy sex life. Lazlo gave the best advice he could, based on the limited amount of information we were given. It's time for an update because she has texted again and given us all the important details. *Doomscrolling!! Run Hawley! Run! "Hello, 911? My brother's pet snake is trying to kill him and I don't want to touch that slimy thing. Could you send an officer over to shoot it?" What should have been a feel-good story about a man's hidden talent turns into a feel-bad story about a man's hidden talent. *A Florida "granny" leaves the gas pump handle in her car and rips it from the pump. She is then confronted by gas station employees. What happens next will leave you speechless! *Seeing as how half of us are still worked up about something we discussed an hour ago, let's try to lighten the mood with some "would you rather" questions. There's no way we can fight about these, right? *The internet has voted and come up with a list of the top mistakes to avoid in your 20's. Honestly, I can't think of any mistakes I made in my 20's. Honestly, I can't remember my 20's. *That's a wrap! Thanks for hanging out with us this week. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchofazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo Have a great weekend and we'll see you next week! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

We all know that every boy band has a token bad boy but not every boy band has a truly good man. More importantly, which group was JC Chasez in? *A couple of days ago, we received a text from a woman who caught her husband sexting. She said they'd been married for fifteen years and that they have a very healthy sex life. Lazlo gave the best advice he could, based on the limited amount of information we were given. It's time for an update because she has texted again and given us all the important details. *Doomscrolling!! Run Hawley! Run! "Hello, 911? My brother's pet snake is trying to kill him and I don't want to touch that slimy thing. Could you send an officer over to shoot it?" What should have been a feel-good story about a man's hidden talent turns into a feel-bad story about a man's hidden talent. *A Florida "granny" leaves the gas pump handle in her car and rips it from the pump. She is then confronted by gas station employees. What happens next will leave you speechless! *Seeing as how half of us are still worked up about something we discussed an hour ago, let's try to lighten the mood with some "would you rather" questions. There's no way we can fight about these, right? *The internet has voted and come up with a list of the top mistakes to avoid in your 20's. Honestly, I can't think of any mistakes I made in my 20's. Honestly, I can't remember my 20's. *That's a wrap! Thanks for hanging out with us this week. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchofazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo Have a great weekend and we'll see you next week! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Alicia Silverstone cosleeps with her 11-year-old. Weird or not weird?