Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Welcome back! Hope you had a great 4th. Lazlo damn near blew up his house

We did it! Five-day work week baby! You won't find a group of harder working people in podcasting. You got five quality shows this week and it didn't cost ya a thing! *Slimfast's days of being a dad are already behind him. Now he can get back to smashing and dancing. *Gentleman, if you have these opinions, don't go telling them to women on a first date. *Doomscrolling!! No matter how badly your day is going, just be thankful you're not Britney Griner. Hi! I'm calling because my records indicate that you could be saving hundreds of dollars a year when you bundle your home phone and internet with Space X! If you're listening to this podcast at the airport, you might be stuck there for a while. Another day, another seemingly friendly and approachable bison attacks a park visitor. Turn that down! The whole neighborhood doesn't need to hear your crappy music. *Lazlo's lady has something she'd like to show him. *Are you experiencing frequent urination during road trips to the Hamptons? Ask you're hair stylist if bladder Botox is right for you. (Side effects may include a smooth bladder, trouble urinating during road trips to the Hamptons, uncontrollable fits of rage, constipation, and death. Always consult with strangers on Instagram or some chick at the spa before beginning treatment) *It's 4th of July Weekend! We do some dumb things in the country but we still do some awesome things too! Let's turn to the internet to help us remember what some of those things are. *That's it. We're done. I don't want to type anymore. Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

We did it! Five-day work week baby! You won't find a group of harder working people in podcasting. You got five quality shows this week and it didn't cost ya a thing! *Slimfast's days of being a dad are already behind him. Now he can get back to smashing and dancing. *Gentleman, if you have these opinions, don't go telling them to women on a first date. *Doomscrolling!! No matter how badly your day is going, just be thankful you're not Britney Griner. Hi! I'm calling because my records indicate that you could be saving hundreds of dollars a year when you bundle your home phone and internet with Space X! If you're listening to this podcast at the airport, you might be stuck there for a while. Another day, another seemingly friendly and approachable bison attacks a park visitor. Turn that down! The whole neighborhood doesn't need to hear your crappy music. *Lazlo's lady has something she'd like to show him. *Are you experiencing frequent urination during road trips to the Hamptons? Ask you're hair stylist if bladder Botox is right for you. (Side effects may include a smooth bladder, trouble urinating during road trips to the Hamptons, uncontrollable fits of rage, constipation, and death. Always consult with strangers on Instagram or some chick at the spa before beginning treatment) *It's 4th of July Weekend! We do some dumb things in the country but we still do some awesome things too! Let's turn to the internet to help us remember what some of those things are. *That's it. We're done. I don't want to type anymore. Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

What are some red glad opinions that men have that can easily scare off women

What are some red glad opinions that men have that can easily scare off women

As Landon's visit with Slim and Brooke comes to an end, Slim recounts his time as being a dad

As Landon's visit with Slim and Brooke comes to an end, Slim recounts his time as being a dad

Whelp, the guys missed a couple meetings. And these weren't just any meetings. They were important meetings. Something about a weiner that whistles? Sounds cool. Would you get mad if you saw another dude tickling your wife? Of course you wouldn't, you cuck. Slimfast gets us caught up on the news. Julia gets the honor of a lifetime and won't quit telling everyone about it. Lazlo is thrilled to ride her coattails. Reddit on the other hand, has had enough of Julia and makes it known. That's it. Thanks for listening! See ya tomorrow

Whelp, the guys missed a couple meetings. And these weren't just any meetings. They were important meetings. Something about a weiner that whistles? Sounds cool. Would you get mad if you saw another dude tickling your wife? Of course you wouldn't, you cuck. Slimfast gets us caught up on the news. Julia gets the honor of a lifetime and won't quit telling everyone about it. Lazlo is thrilled to ride her coattails. Reddit on the other hand, has had enough of Julia and makes it known. That's it. Thanks for listening! See ya tomorrow