Church of Lazlo Podcasts

There's nothing worse than someone claiming they're trying to quit smoking but constantly bumming smokes from other people. Any guesses on who from the show might've done this? Its Snowcone of course

Yo! We're trying to do a show today but it's difficult when Slimfast is glued to the Johnny Depp trial. He literally brought a tablet to work, just to live stream Court TV. *Is the Great Wall of China the only man-made thing visible from space? No. Let's take a moment to go through a few other debunked myths. *Doomscrolling!! Terrorist attack in Ney York but the details were still coming in during the show. Can Biden and Big-Corn help ease the pain at the pump? Etsy vendors are going on strike. A babysitter allegedly put a kid in the dryer but she says the truth will come out in court. *Nick Wright is on the show! He's got issues with his kid's school and he can't call the show without bringing up Brady. *Could electric shocks on your junk make you a better lover? We ask Snowcone to give it a go. *Lazlo infuriates Slimfast by forcing him to read private text messages on the air. He then starts talking about people who are supposed to be off limits so Slimfast shuts him down and ends the show. *Thanks for listening! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo We also have a website we'd love you to visit, www.lazlo.church   Have a great day! See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

Our old buddy Nick Wright from First Things First on FS1 and host of What's Wright with Nick Wright podcast.

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Here are the most common myths believed by people in America. Any we left off the list?

Slimfast cannot stop watching the Johnny Depp trial. He also can't stop talking about it

Happy Birthday! Is it your birthday? Then that made a lot of sense. If not, continue on to the description. *Is Lazlo's kid destined to be a baseball hall of famer? Bennifer 2.0 just got a whole lot cooler! *Ever had sex? Ever experienced an awkward moment in the bedroom? Perhaps you were breaking the unspoken rules of sex. Why are they unspoken? Let's speak about them right now! *Doomscrolling! Britney's having a baby! Lazlo thinks she'll be a great mom. Biden cracks down on ghost guns. Dwayne Haskins was killed over the weekend in a tragic accident. A stripper was fired for lying about being the cousin of the Orlando theme park victim. *If you're going to his house for the first time, here are some things you should do to prepare. *We take the petty test to figure out which of us is the biggest Karen.*No more talk about ***** 's mom. Lazlo once again tries to convince us that our mothers all acted like porn stars when they were young. *Have a great day! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

Here is a list of what to do and what not to do when visiting a guys house for the first time