Welcome back. We experienced some technical difficulties early on. Someone on this program contracted pink eye and it's our job to follow the clues and discover the bacteria's origin. *Women are very good at protecting a man's fragile ego and sense of masculinity. How do they do it? We'll discuss. *Doomscrolling! Online gambling is a hit! No knock warrants are getting old. Sounds like Pence won't be watching the big game with Trump. A woman claims she discovered a naked man living in her trunk. What the hell is an NFT? *Joe Rogan had a busy weekend. Jon Stewart doesn't think musicians should pull music from Spotify. *Seriously, Lazlo taught a class about what not to say on the air. A class that a lot of people have taken. We had no idea until now. You gotta hear this. *The big game is coming up and the prop bets are here. It's time to lose some dough. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and please tell a friend. Reach out to us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo Join our subreddit reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo We also have our own website: www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!