Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Slimfast has the latest news from around the country.

Hour 1 - What are some of the best gifts for the holidays?  Lazlo is still trying to find the perfect gift for his kids.  Also, Slim has a list of things that boomers believe but probably need to be done.

Happy Wednesday!  Let's get this show started!

Today is gonna be a good day. We all feel like the vacation cobwebs have been knocked off, we're all in a good mood, and Lazlo brought us all medicine in some little plastic bottles. *CVS says they will no longer sell greeting cards with pictures of apes dressed up like clowns or drinking beer. Why? The chimps are tired of being punch lines. *It's Give Back Tuesday. The average American says they do several acts of kindness each month but the definition is a little broad. *Doomscrolling! Get your booster! Jeriney's boyfriend is giving up twitter. Esper is suing the pentagon. Chris Cuomo does not work at "news" station. Amazon workers in Alabama are getting another opportunity to unionize. Police raided Marilyn Manson's home. Robots are reproducing! A pizza deliveryman died after a customer's porch collapsed and crushed him. *New cell phone video from the Oxford High School shooting is being shared and it's terrifying. *Non Americans are grossed out by a lot of American food. *If he doesn't post pictures of you on his social media, it's time to sleep with someone else. *Everyone on the show is taking a psychopathy test and the results are not surprising. *Thanks for listening! Please follow us on social media @churchoflazlo and do all your holiday shopping at http://www.lazlo.church​ Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Hour 4 - We love a good quiz!  So of course when we try to determine what makes a person a psychopath we have to take the quiz.  Who do you think has the highest score?  Also, Is he cheating on you?  Slimfast will let us know!

Hour 3 - There are so many foods that we, as Americans LOVE and other just don't understand.  Plus our kids are growing up with things that we'll never understand.

Hour 2 - Here's all of your Doom Scrolling in one place.

Slimfast has a story that he probably doesn't really know the details of but he's gonna tell you about it.  Something about alien robots that can reproduce?

Oh, you read that right!  It happens in the first part of Doom Scrolling!

Hour 1 - Happy Giving Tuesday!  What exactly does that mean and does it mean you're a good person?  Also, remember those cards you used to get on your birthday that had a monkey wearing a party hat?  Well, PETA says "No more!"