Gyro wants his fake ID back. Did Lazlo shed a tear over Justin Verlander? An OnlyFans creator getting pregnant is like an NFL star tearing his ACL. An ex-American Idol contestant serenaded his affair partner with an AI song, there’s a drug 10x stronger than fentanyl, and Corey Heim got jumped at a hot dog stand. SlimFast creates his own original song, with NO help! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.28.26, Rodney Jarvis, a SlimFast Original

Lazlo played golf with Charlie Crockett and Durand Jones & The Indications, and somehow couldn’t pay his mortgage because of “martial problems.” An Uber left a 23-year-old on the side of the road, Prince Charles (allegedly) didn’t care when Princess Diana died, and the guy from 500 Days of Summer is now the go-to guy for… AI? Lane Kiffin is everything wrong with college football. SlimFast doesn’t give a shit about data centers, he wants a POWER CHAIR!  Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo played golf with Charlie Crockett and Durand Jones & The Indications, and somehow couldn’t pay his mortgage because of “martial problems.” An Uber left a 23-year-old on the side of the road, Prince Charles (allegedly) didn’t care when Princess Diana died, and the guy from 500 Days of Summer is now the go-to guy for… AI? Lane Kiffin is everything wrong with college football. SlimFast doesn’t give a shit about data centers, he wants a POWER CHAIR! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo played golf with Charlie Crockett and Durand Jones &amp; The Indications, and somehow couldn’t pay his mortgage because of “martial problems.” An Uber left a 23-year-old on the side of the road, Prince Charles (allegedly) didn’t care when Princess Diana died, and the guy from 500 Days of Summer is now the go-to guy for… AI? Lane Kiffin is everything wrong with college football. SlimFast doesn’t give a shit about data centers, he wants a POWER CHAIR!  Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.18.26, Wheelchair Pity Party

Lazlo has the sniffles, and guys with boats in Overland Park are SUFFERING. If you meet a kangaroo, just kick it in the nuts. SlimFast has a murder AI bot living in his head. Are the guys pro-College Sports Protection Act? Roseanne Barr had nothing but good things to say about Michael Fisherman! And, SlimFast plays 9-1-1 audio of his old friend Top. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.24.26, Mormons in Tightey Whites

Caleb Williams is a little bitch, and apparently you can just walk it off if your groin tears off the bone. Converse dropped a controversial ad, Lazlo and SlimFast might not actually be friends, and Nick Wright finally cuts the guys off. The guys grill Summer over pre-9/11 movies, Carrot Top deserves to be left ALONE, and SlimFast is MethMaxxing. Then Lazlo leaves, so SlimFast and Summer talk seasonal depression. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.22.26, Two Thumbs Down

The Ole Miss vs. LSU game looked like an old superhero movie, and Lazlo got asked to sign a petition against his son’s coach. Are parents always embarrassing? And where’s the line between pushing your kid and being toxic? Steven Tyler screwed himself over with that book, Lazlo grew up in a generation where there wasn’t quite so much penis-tip touching, and Trump wants an arch. To blow up or NOT to blow up? And Cole, watch out. Lazlo’s coming for you. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

9.21.26, Asshole & JizzFast

0:00 - Open
24:19 - Headlines
56:38 - Andrew Dice Clay

0:00 - Open 24:19 - Headlines 56:38 - Andrew Dice Clay

Wednesday, 07.24.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open

28:44 - Headlines

1:43:50 - Dating apps

0:00 - Open 28:44 - Headlines 1:43:50 - Dating apps

Tuesday, 07.23.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

*WE WERE OFF ON FRIDAY*

0:00 Open: Girls, boats, and blow. Aka Slimfasts' nightmare

33:23 - Headlines

1:24:16 - The daddy chart and Cats

1:48:26 - #IStandWithErica or #HateHoax?

*WE WERE OFF ON FRIDAY* 0:00 Open: Girls, boats, and blow. Aka Slimfasts' nightmare 33:23 - Headlines 1:24:16 - The daddy chart and Cats 1:48:26 - #IStandWithErica or #HateHoax?

Monday, 07.22.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Thursday, 07.18.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open
22:43 - Headlines
54:26 - Penny Lane calls in to talk about her new movie Hail Satan

0:00 - Open 22:43 - Headlines 54:26 - Penny Lane calls in to talk about her new movie Hail Satan

Wednesday, 07.17.19 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Open
23:38 - Headlines
1:05:14 - Scarlett Johansson
1:41:39 - Trivia & Insta Pot

0:00 - Open 23:38 - Headlines 1:05:14 - Scarlett Johansson 1:41:39 - Trivia & Insta Pot

0:00 - Open
23:38 - Headlines
1:05:14 - Scarlett Johansson
1:41:39 - Trivia &amp; Insta Pot

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