*It's 101° and that can only mean one thing, it's time for kids to start to start football practice with full pads. 

*Ben Affleck might have a new girlfriend already and she might be a Kennedy and she might not be vaccinated. 

*Do you think you could survive a hostile alien invasion?

*Over a dozen LA Chargers players and staff got stuck in a hotel elevator for two hours.

*It's official, the NASA crew that was supposed to be gone for a week will be gone until 2025.

*Our old friend Fritz joins us for a little doomscrolling.

*Ted Lasso is coming back but Ted Lasso might not be coming back.

*Be afraid! Be very afraid! Mosquitos are headed this way carrying the dreaded "Triple E"!

*Uber says driverless rides will start next year. That sounds great but Lazlo still wants his Lincoln in case he needs "to get away".

*Chick Fil A is launching a streaming service?

*Slimfast finally found a solid investment. 

*How much money does someone need to be "wealthy"?

*Gen X, Millennial, and Gen Z favorite brands.

Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

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Brooke Haney is the Hollywood intimacy coordinator. She literally wrote the book about it! A job that none of us had ever heard of before the #metoo movement because it surprisingly didn't exist. So, what is the job description of an intimacy coordinator? What makes someone qualified to choreograph a Hollywood sex scene? We had a blast speaking with Brooke this week and we hope you enjoy our conversation. 

Check out her book https://www.amazon.com/Intimacy-Coordinators-Guidebook-Brooke-Haney/dp/1032531460

Visit her website: Brooke M. Haney | NYC intimacy coordinator (brookemhaney.com)

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Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know.

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Prairie Sailor! Thanks to Prairie Sailor | Midwest Outdoor Clothing & Lifestyle Brand for helping Lazlo realize his dream. You'll catch at least one of us wearing something from Prairie Sailor every day. A great small business worth your suuport. 

Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at [email protected]. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. 

Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break ...

*College football is almost here! Is it worth spending money on a big school just to get the full college experience?

*Forbes posted an article about the do's and don'ts of dating apps. 

*U2 announces a new movie that will playing at The Sphere in Vegas and Slimfast is demanding that everyone go.

*Florida State is playing in Dublin. Slim wants to know which teams Lazlo thinks will be next to change their names.

*That time Slimfast tried to court a girl with a "wooden" leg, only to have her ultimately reject him.

*A beautiful woman with a seal head. Yes, we're doing this again. 

*HBO's new docuseries Chimp Crazy already has people talking. 

*Did AI kick Juvenile off an American Airlines flight? You know, the rapper. You know, Back That Azz Up.

*Pop star Lily Allen adopted a dog and returned it because she was annoyed by its behavior. 

*Slimfast goes on an epic rant about his hometown of Kansas City. This triggers Lazlo to go on an epic rant about creditors and credit scores. Whew! That felt good. 

Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally has a clothing company! Visit  PopFly Apparel  and fill your closet with the coolest tees in KC!

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*Our old friend Danny Parkins got a tv show! Lazlo congratulated him the only way he knows how, by making fun of him.

*Danny Parkins calls into the show! That's right, we've got a new sports guy on COL and he's got his own cable tv show!

*How much you think this moron is willing to pay?

*How much you think Slim is willing to spend on a stripper?

*The only way to get out of paying child support is to die, or at least appear to be dead.

*The Big Four Dad Bands for Gen X and Boomers

*Speaking of drunk toddlers, Lazlo's got a clothing line!

*Slimfast wants to know if he's a bad neighbor.

*Lazlo explains why Slimfast is a bad neighbor.

*Slimfast shares "one of the craziest missing person stories" he's ever heard.

Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

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