*I can't decide whether I'm more surprised that Lazlo bought a Kennedy2024 shirt or that he's wearing a Kennedy2024 shirt. 

*Friends. How many of us have them?

*Serena says she was refused an open table at a fancy French restaurant. 

*I seem to be having a hard time finding search results about this Google monopoly story.

*Pitbull bought the naming rights to FIU stadium. We need to find a stadium we can afford!

*He licked and sucked her hair. 

*Did Ben Affleck end his marriage because of the "The Diddy Tapes"?

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*Lazlo went away on break and came back ready to be an Okie.

*Slimfast saw Dead and Company at the Sphere in Vegas and won't shut up about it.

*Wes Scantlin had another run in with the law. This time involved a crisis negotiator. 

*RFK Jr admits to Roseanne that he left a dead bear cub in central park ten years ago as a joke because he didn't have enough time to get the cub home to his freezer for consumption. Got that?

*The United States is winning the total medal count but we only care about gold and so should you.

*Are your kids learning the "new alphabet song"? It reminds us of something a cop would ask you to do at a roadside sobriety test that we would all fail. 

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*Biden's out. Lazlo's in.

*Forget gold ceilings and home theaters, the first thing I'll buy when I'm rich is a full waterpark in my backyard. 

*An MIT psychologist is warning people against falling in love with AI chatbots, but her reasons haven't convinced us. 

*The world reacts to Biden's announcement that he's stepping down.

*An LSU player has been charged with video voyeurism. What the hell is that?

*Should Chris Cornell be on the Mt Rushmore of rock vocalists? 

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*The only day of the year without sports? Nope.

*Young adulthood is no longer one of the happiest times of life.

*Biden considers changes to the Supreme Court.

*"I am not a foreign agent."

*The Madonna biopic is back on! 

*Nepo babies, they aren't just in Hollywood.

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*Congratulations, you found your cousins. Now what?

*It has to be really bad for Lazlo to notice and he agrees that this was one of the worst anthem performances ever. Ingrid Andress sings the worst national anthem ever at the Home Run Derby 2024 - YouTube

*Rolling Stone names Hawk Tuah girl a Gen Z Dolly Parton.

*What motivated Thomas Crooks? Has Lazlo gone full conspiracy theorists?

*The Mirage in Vegas is handing out millions and we miss our opportunity. 

*Wheeler Walker Jr v Post Malone

*Get your mom to buy you some stuff you don't need during Prime Days.

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*If you're scared of water, join the Navy

*Gen X icon Shannon Doherty passed away at 53

*If you're going to spend your life savings sending you kids to college, try to push them towards a major that might actually pay off. Or tell them to become a fire fighter.

*Did anything big happen in the news this weekend?

*Trump picked a running mate.

*Along with Shannon Doherty, Richard Simmons and Dr Ruth also passed away this weekend.

*What happens in a dollar store stays in a dollar store. 

*Kansas and Missouri both made the top ten on a CNBC list! It's the ten worst states, but whatever. Any publicity is good publicity. 

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Stephen Witt is the author of How Music Got Free How Music Got Free: Witt, Stephen: 9783847905905: Amazon.com: Books

He also produced the documentary of the same name, streaming now on Paramount+ How Music Got Free - MTV - Watch on Paramount Plus

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