Lazlo’s Mark Wahlberg man-crush remains undefeated. Make water free, ESPECIALLY for SlimFast. Lazlo has a deep hatred for the Atlanta Braves. The guys wonder why we can't give those on death-row a bunch of fent, Lazlo is worried about his spine (and SlimFast is absolutely no help), and Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” is annoying and horrible. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

10.01.26, Third Leg or No Leg?

Lazlo likes his coffee with Baileys, and SlimFast’s dad smoked lemon-flavored cigarettes. Let Lazlo be the Overland Park mayor, and begs SlimFast to leave his neighbor ALONE. The guys debate just how bad it is to fake cancer, talk about demonic Troost coffee, and discuss what they’d do if they were on the verge of pooping their pants. Men need booze, women need Jamie Lee Curtis’ healthy yogurt. SlimFast debuts his brand-new song about said crapping your pants. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

9.29.26, Uncle Lotzi for Pools

Gyro wants his fake ID back. Did Lazlo shed a tear over Justin Verlander? An OnlyFans creator getting pregnant is like an NFL star tearing his ACL. An ex-American Idol contestant serenaded his affair partner with an AI song, there’s a drug 10x stronger than fentanyl, and Corey Heim got jumped at a hot dog stand. SlimFast creates his own original song, with NO help! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.28.26, Rodney Jarvis, a SlimFast Original

Lazlo has the sniffles, and guys with boats in Overland Park are SUFFERING. If you meet a kangaroo, just kick it in the nuts. SlimFast has a murder AI bot living in his head. Are the guys pro-College Sports Protection Act? Roseanne Barr had nothing but good things to say about Michael Fisherman! And, SlimFast plays 9-1-1 audio of his old friend Top. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.24.26, Mormons in Tightey Whites

Lazlo was a Webelo Boy Scout and he is PROUD. You know 7-OH is bad when even SlimFast is telling you not to use it. A football team has a disease straight out of the Pilgrim ages, the guys debate whether Christina Pike’s failed execution was cruel and unusual, and Lazlo finally red-pills Slim with Gypsy Rose. Any bands want to cover “Crunch, crunch, crunch, someone’s got popcorn?” If SlimFast’s drug dealer is listening, Lazlo misses you. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

10.2.26, Crunch Crunch Crunch

0:00 - Headlines
16:04 - Against Me! In Studio
29:11 - School Lunch
47:17 - LFK
52:31 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 16:04 - Against Me! In Studio 29:11 - School Lunch 47:17 - LFK 52:31 - Sports

Tuesday, 10.18.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
28:07 - Slimfast's Survey
48:55 - Garden City
1:00:30 - SNL
1:07:03 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 28:07 - Slimfast's Survey 48:55 - Garden City 1:00:30 - SNL 1:07:03 - Sports

Monday, 10.17.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
28:10 - Mail
59:21 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 28:10 - Mail 59:21 - Sports

Friday, 10.14.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
30:44 - Concussions
39:36 - Grae Drake
45:37 - Rush & Consent
1:07:29 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 30:44 - Concussions 39:36 - Grae Drake 45:37 - Rush & Consent 1:07:29 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines
30:44 - Concussions
39:36 - Grae Drake
45:37 - Rush &amp; Consent
1:07:29 - Sports

Thursday, 10.13.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
18:24 - Slimfast Gets Catfished
47:01 - Soren Bowie
1:05:30 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 18:24 - Slimfast Gets Catfished 47:01 - Soren Bowie 1:05:30 - Sports

Wednesday, 10.12.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
37:44 - AMA's
52:33 - Signs of Success
1:05:29 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 37:44 - AMA's 52:33 - Signs of Success 1:05:29 - Sports

Tuesday, 10.11.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Catfish and The Bottlemen In Studio
15:57 - Headlines
47:29 - More Trump Tapes?
58:27 - Opiate Panel
1:07:56 - Sports

0:00 - Catfish and The Bottlemen In Studio 15:57 - Headlines 47:29 - More Trump Tapes? 58:27 - Opiate Panel 1:07:56 - Sports

Monday, 10.10.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
27:05 - Mail
1:10:11 - Trump Audio
1:22:44 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 27:05 - Mail 1:10:11 - Trump Audio 1:22:44 - Sports

Friday, 10.07.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
26:45 - Shaved Head
40:34 - Nuclear War
50:18 - Norf Norf
59:48 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 26:45 - Shaved Head 40:34 - Nuclear War 50:18 - Norf Norf 59:48 - Sports

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