Lazlo’s Mark Wahlberg man-crush remains undefeated. Make water free, ESPECIALLY for SlimFast. Lazlo has a deep hatred for the Atlanta Braves. The guys wonder why we can't give those on death-row a bunch of fent, Lazlo is worried about his spine (and SlimFast is absolutely no help), and Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” is annoying and horrible. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

10.01.26, Third Leg or No Leg?

Lazlo likes his coffee with Baileys, and SlimFast’s dad smoked lemon-flavored cigarettes. Let Lazlo be the Overland Park mayor, and begs SlimFast to leave his neighbor ALONE. The guys debate just how bad it is to fake cancer, talk about demonic Troost coffee, and discuss what they’d do if they were on the verge of pooping their pants. Men need booze, women need Jamie Lee Curtis’ healthy yogurt. SlimFast debuts his brand-new song about said crapping your pants. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

9.29.26, Uncle Lotzi for Pools

Gyro wants his fake ID back. Did Lazlo shed a tear over Justin Verlander? An OnlyFans creator getting pregnant is like an NFL star tearing his ACL. An ex-American Idol contestant serenaded his affair partner with an AI song, there’s a drug 10x stronger than fentanyl, and Corey Heim got jumped at a hot dog stand. SlimFast creates his own original song, with NO help! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.28.26, Rodney Jarvis, a SlimFast Original

Lazlo was a Webelo Boy Scout and he is PROUD. You know 7-OH is bad when even SlimFast is telling you not to use it. A football team has a disease straight out of the Pilgrim ages, the guys debate whether Christina Pike’s failed execution was cruel and unusual, and Lazlo finally red-pills Slim with Gypsy Rose. Any bands want to cover “Crunch, crunch, crunch, someone’s got popcorn?” If SlimFast’s drug dealer is listening, Lazlo misses you. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

10.2.26, Crunch Crunch Crunch

Gyro is facing his first real adult problems, and Trump and Iran sound like a couple going through a messy breakup. Flock cameras or cop dogs; Which one actually makes more sense? Lazlo gets ready for his Hooters trivia night and absolutely HATES Ella Langley’s latest hit. Plus, do women really need a social circle while men just need one the golf course to say "Hi," to?

9.23.26, #MeToo’ed by Ai

0:00 - Headlines
13:01 - Mispronounced Words
19:09 - Slimfast's Lite Brite
30:52 - Joshua Warren
43:51 - Bullying
57:26 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 13:01 - Mispronounced Words 19:09 - Slimfast's Lite Brite 30:52 - Joshua Warren 43:51 - Bullying 57:26 - Sports

Tuesday, 09.06.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
19:54 - Rory Fanning
32:50 - Mail
1:03:38 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 19:54 - Rory Fanning 32:50 - Mail 1:03:38 - Sports

Friday, 09.02.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
22:32 - Pizza Party
31:20 - Bronwen Dickey
57:58 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 22:32 - Pizza Party 31:20 - Bronwen Dickey 57:58 - Sports

Thursday, 09.01.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
19:33 - Chris Brown Update
29:16 - Doggy Daycare
37:04 - Kratom
55:28 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 19:33 - Chris Brown Update 29:16 - Doggy Daycare 37:04 - Kratom 55:28 - Sports

Wednesday, 08.31.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
13:16 - Elizabeth Greenwood
28:15 - Hate Groups
45:38 - Tinder
48:53 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 13:16 - Elizabeth Greenwood 28:15 - Hate Groups 45:38 - Tinder 48:53 - Sports

Tuesday, 08.30.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
31:16 - Mariah's Sister / Fantasy Football
38:03 - Jet Skis
46:40 - Hula Girl
59:01 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 31:16 - Mariah's Sister / Fantasy Football 38:03 - Jet Skis 46:40 - Hula Girl 59:01 - Sports

Monday, 08.29.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
26:12 - Mail
51:05 - Fantasy Football
1:05:56 - Single Moms
1:14:30 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 26:12 - Mail 51:05 - Fantasy Football 1:05:56 - Single Moms 1:14:30 - Sports

Friday, 08.26.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
16:15 - Grae Drake
24:14 - Happiest Age
33:35 - Sports with Snowcone

0:00 - Headlines 16:15 - Grae Drake 24:14 - Happiest Age 33:35 - Sports with Snowcone

Thursday, 08.25.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Wednesday, 08.24.16 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

0:00 - Headlines
17:00 - Cheating Excuses
28:18 - Monkey Business
37:43 - New Hobby
42:04 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 17:00 - Cheating Excuses 28:18 - Monkey Business 37:43 - New Hobby 42:04 - Sports

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