Lazlo’s Mark Wahlberg man-crush remains undefeated. Make water free, ESPECIALLY for SlimFast. Lazlo has a deep hatred for the Atlanta Braves. The guys wonder why we can't give those on death-row a bunch of fent, Lazlo is worried about his spine (and SlimFast is absolutely no help), and Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” is annoying and horrible. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

10.01.26, Third Leg or No Leg?

Lazlo likes his coffee with Baileys, and SlimFast’s dad smoked lemon-flavored cigarettes. Let Lazlo be the Overland Park mayor, and begs SlimFast to leave his neighbor ALONE. The guys debate just how bad it is to fake cancer, talk about demonic Troost coffee, and discuss what they’d do if they were on the verge of pooping their pants. Men need booze, women need Jamie Lee Curtis’ healthy yogurt. SlimFast debuts his brand-new song about said crapping your pants. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

9.29.26, Uncle Lotzi for Pools

Gyro wants his fake ID back. Did Lazlo shed a tear over Justin Verlander? An OnlyFans creator getting pregnant is like an NFL star tearing his ACL. An ex-American Idol contestant serenaded his affair partner with an AI song, there’s a drug 10x stronger than fentanyl, and Corey Heim got jumped at a hot dog stand. SlimFast creates his own original song, with NO help! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.28.26, Rodney Jarvis, a SlimFast Original

Lazlo was a Webelo Boy Scout and he is PROUD. You know 7-OH is bad when even SlimFast is telling you not to use it. A football team has a disease straight out of the Pilgrim ages, the guys debate whether Christina Pike’s failed execution was cruel and unusual, and Lazlo finally red-pills Slim with Gypsy Rose. Any bands want to cover “Crunch, crunch, crunch, someone’s got popcorn?” If SlimFast’s drug dealer is listening, Lazlo misses you. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

10.2.26, Crunch Crunch Crunch

The guys try to figure out who Andy Daly is for like, 5 minutes. Comedy clubs are like porno, and Lazlo gave hundreds to the wrong person. How old does your kid have to be before you leave them at home? And what's so wrong with having the industries regulate themselves? The guys fangirl over the WNBA. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

9.30.26, Hot Pocket Show

0:00 - Headlines

18:43 - What's My Age Again?

32:57 - The Dominoes Note

43:50 - Consultants

0:00 - Headlines 18:43 - What's My Age Again? 32:57 - The Dominoes Note 43:50 - Consultants

The Church of Lazlo - 04.04.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Headlines

18:36 - Mail

1:00:52 - 1st Grade Murderers

1:11:07 - Sports with Danny Parkins

0:00 - Headlines 18:36 - Mail 1:00:52 - 1st Grade Murderers 1:11:07 - Sports with Danny Parkins

The Church of Lazlo - 04.01.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Headlines

18:19 - Jimmy Eat World

21:20 - State Dept Tweet

43:09 - Slimfast's Survey: What TV show do you want to live in?

55:56 - Sports

0:00 - Headlines 18:19 - Jimmy Eat World 21:20 - State Dept Tweet 43:09 - Slimfast's Survey: What TV show do you want to live in? 55:56 - Sports

The Church of Lazlo - 03.31.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Headlines

25:38 - Fashion Crimes for men over 40

39:37 - Soren Bowie

53:44 - Sports with Danny Parkins

0:00 - Headlines 25:38 - Fashion Crimes for men over 40 39:37 - Soren Bowie 53:44 - Sports with Danny Parkins

The Church of Lazlo - 03.30.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Headlines

25:32 - Elton John is being sued by a former body-guard for harrasment

43:11 - Glenn Beck has beef with Batman vs Superman

54:36 - A study on selfies

1:07:05 - Sports with Danny Parkins

0:00 - Headlines 25:32 - Elton John is being sued by a former body-guard for harrasment 43:11 - Glenn Beck has beef with Batman vs Superman 54:36 - A study on selfies 1:07:05 - Sports with Danny Parkins

The Church of Lazlo - 03.29.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Headlines

23:35 - Slimfast goes to a rave

33:04 - More PC Bullshit

46:28 - Slimfast's Survey

1:02:19 - Sports with Danny Parkins

0:00 - Headlines 23:35 - Slimfast goes to a rave 33:04 - More PC Bullshit 46:28 - Slimfast's Survey 1:02:19 - Sports with Danny Parkins

The Church of Lazlo - 03.28.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Headlines

25:28 - Mail

56:09 - Tannerite

1:14:42 - Sports with Snowcone

0:00 - Headlines 25:28 - Mail 56:09 - Tannerite 1:14:42 - Sports with Snowcone

The Church of Lazlo - 03.25.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Headlines

19:53 - Hookers of Honolulu

27:42 - North Carolina Law

46:31 - Grae Drake

58:08 - Some guy was arrested for never returning Freddy Got Fingered

1:11:02 - Sports with Snowcone

0:00 - Headlines 19:53 - Hookers of Honolulu 27:42 - North Carolina Law 46:31 - Grae Drake 58:08 - Some guy was arrested for never returning Freddy Got Fingered 1:11:02 - Sports with Snowcone

The Church of Lazlo - 03.24.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Headlines

28:43 - Carrington Harrison

43:57 - Soren Bowie

1:05:32 - Sports with Danny Parkins

0:00 - Headlines 28:43 - Carrington Harrison 43:57 - Soren Bowie 1:05:32 - Sports with Danny Parkins

The Church of Lazlo - 03.23.16 - Podcast

0:00 - Brian Fallon in studio

19:56 - Headlines

39:37 - A nice story out of Georgia

52:21 - Salon has named Sam Brownback the worst governor in the US

1:01:38 - Slimfast's Survey: Worst places to poop

1:28:32 - Sports with Danny Parkins

0:00 - Brian Fallon in studio 19:56 - Headlines 39:37 - A nice story out of Georgia 52:21 - Salon has named Sam Brownback the worst governor in the US 1:01:38 - Slimfast's Survey: Worst places to poop 1:28:32 - Sports with Danny Parkins

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