Lazlo and SlimFast talk Ozempic. There's been so many movies that have the potential to be an AMAZING sequel/reboot. With kids moving away for college, Lazlo gives advice on loneliness. Slim is completely blown away when he learns about the OnlyFans BOP House, and how much money they make. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Jimmy Kimmel’s show being pulled, the now identified dead teen in D4vd’s car, a local Fraud Investigator getting scammed (which has us get a REALLY weird call), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk about how tedious vacations can be. What are different ways people attack each other online? Lazlo is cracking up about fake Facebook articles, and rants about current news stations. Lazlo and SlimFas are extremely shocked, looking at the cost of groceries and cars now. In Headlines, the guys discuss the text messages between Charlie Kirk' s killer and his roommate, the judge dropping the terrorism charge for Luigi, a 95 year old woman that beat another woman to death with a wheelchair, Corey Booker and FBI Director Patel getting into a heated fight, and so much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast are mega sick, and Lazlo gives his parenting take on school-attendance. The guys reflect on their relationships’ with their siblings, and Slim admits he betrayed his brother, big time. The new generations don’t know the feeling of getting pranked called, and Lazlo makes his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss how the Colorado shooter was active with online neo-nazi groups, new information about Charlie Kirk' s killer being released, after-pay getting more popular, Brian Kelly getting heated at reporters, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast believe that once you hit 40, your ‘check engine’ light turns on. Lazlo and SlimFast answer important questions like, “What are some porn fantasies that actually end up amazing?” And, “Would you turn in a co-worker or family member?” Nick Wright calls in to talk sports with the guys. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo react to the breaking news regarding Charlie Kirk’s killer, Trump's face during the 9/11 ceremony, Epstein' s emails, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Charlie Kirk and his brutal death. SlimFast watched the Charlie Sheen documentary, despite all that was happening. ‘Phillies Karen,’ got banned, and Summer was born on the DAY the Church of Lazlo first aired. Lazlo picks his sporting bets, and Slim is geeked about a new UFO sighting. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo wouldn’t be a good evangelical preacher. SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the trash talking between Gen Z vs Boomers. People suck, especially in Pizza Hut’s comment section. Lazlo wants to start a business: Amid-Divorce Lawyer. A prostitute slapped Charlie Sheen on the stomach and called him, ‘Fatso.’ Lazlo picks his sports bets after winning big last night. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump saying Epstein is a “Dead Issue,” the manhunt for a NY man who set an elderly couple on fire, someone butt-dialing while disposing a body, RFK attempting to restructure children' s health, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo can’t sleep for the life of him, and is LIVID when Chief fans try to give him a pep talk. SlimFast and Summer are concerned about the hate comments; Lazlo couldn't care less. Lazlo gives parenting advice, “Do not let your kids do anything that would make you not like them.” In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the House Oversight Committee releasing the Epstein Birthday message, the body that was found in artist D4vd’s Tesla, Seattle cops now dressing as the opposing Football team, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast debrief this weekend’s Football. Lazlo and Slim predict Summers’ going to be dating someone mega old in seven years. Whose the most hated rock bands? Charlie Sheen was black mailed. Ubers’ are testing out taking cash, and Lazlo can’t understand why SlimFast cares. Lazlo believes anyone who has a headache is a little bitch. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the lottery winner in Missouri, Rick Davis passing, Elon Musk is about to be a trillionaire, there' s fake Labubus being seized, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! EVERYONE has been exposed to the Indigo Girls (whether they wanted to, or not). Lazlo and SlimFast believe Jalen Carter was valid for standing up for himself, if he thought he got spit on. SlimFast asking, “What age should kids get phones?” leads Lazlo to a rant about his ex-wife. Lazlo and SlimFast dream of winning the $1 million lotto, and living together in Costa Rica. In Headlines, the guys discuss how RFK was grilled yesterday, Trump is changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War, Biden underwent cancer surgery, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It’s starting to feel like fall, and Lazlo gives his modern day dating advice. SlimFast and Lazlo believe men and women can’t be friends. Lazlo is grossed out from seeing the viral video a health clinic posted, and makes Slim mad by comparing his ass to a used car. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo hear Lottery advice, and discuss Trump saying Epstein is a Democratic Hoax, a man who was wrongfully accused, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!