Church of Lazlo Podcasts

The Chiefs will open the 2023 NFL season at home against The Lions! It's The Church of Lazlo Bowl!! *Everyone is all worked up about Robert Deniro having a baby at 79 but we say that baby is lucky. *A man died after a "DIY masturbation" session went wrong. *What is SHIEN and how do you pronounce it? *Doomscrolling!! George Santos is more defiant than a 1st grader swearing his dog ate his homework. Trump calls the Jan 6th riot a beautiful day during a CNN town hall. A woman who wrote a book for her children about how to deal with the death of their father, has been charged with murdering their father. Beetlejuice 2 is officially happening. The FDA unanimously voted to make certain oral birth control available over the counter with no age restrictions. A St Louis man says American Airlines lost his prosthetic leg worth $26k and refuses to reimburse him. *Snowcone has a game! Gues That Streaming Service Login Sound!! We need to work on the name. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or two and remember to come hang out with us on twitch every weekday afternoon from 2-6p central. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

www.lazlo.church

www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

People are complaining about the upcoming NFL schedule and speculating that the league made changes because of Amazon's Thursday Night Football deal. Lazlo has an idea that could fix all their problems. *MTV News is no more. If you a certain age, this news might be making you feel nostalgic. If you're a different age, you're probably wondering what MTV News even was. *A professor in Idaho is suing a tik tok sleuth for making claims that she was involved in the quadruple murder that made national headlines. What are the rules (if any) of being an internet sleuth? *Doomscrolling!! Americans are flying to Europe to see Beyonce because it's cheaper than seeing her here. What causes a person like George Santos to lie about so many things even after the truth has been revealed? A.I. can read your mind. This is not a joke. Researches claim they've already done it and it's workled "accurately". Does this mean we're going from, "I'm old enough to remember a time before the internet and cell phones" to "I remember a time when they couldn't read your mind and you could lie about stuff"? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Sorry we had some technical issues today that cut our show short. Hopefully we'll have it fixed tomorrow. Have a great day!

-Everybody Wang Chung!!

www.lazlo.church

www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo