CINEMA 911

In the final episode of CINEMA 911, you've got questions. We might not have answers. But we attempt to answer your questions anyways! Plus a new advertisement from an old sponsor and a very important announcement. Thank you to everyone who listened. And please share your favorite moments online! We love you all!

This commentary was actually the second commentary we ever recorded but it was lost in an audio fire! After recently being rediscovered, we decided to release it now. Please excuse any background noise you may hear, as we still had no idea what we were doing!

Upstream Color is a movie many poorly compiled lists describe as a "total mindfuck," and if that's the case, we would like our mind virginity back. In this commentary we find out why Stephen went to hospital jail and what his doctor says about his health. We also discuss the truth behind the assassination of John F. "Action Man" Kennedy. Find out why Stephen keeps getting beat up inside of Subway restaurants and what exactly are "scrimbled eggs?" Can we keep track of the characters' names in this commentary? Can we even remember the title of the movie? Find out now!

Also, keep in mind this commentary was recorded while deeply under the influence of "beer." We do big time beer.

In the final episode of CINEMA 911, there is something strange in the sky blocking out the sun. It's probably nothing, I wouldn't worry about it. Jen attempts to design a website and Stephen continues to be bad at making popcorn. They answer a patron question and takes calls from movies such as Sharknado, Alice in Wonderland, and a famous beloved celebrity! Today's sponsor is Badder Healthp, and Cruise News is as good as ever. Stay 'til the end on this one folks, something definitely happens. Enjoy!

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Someone shows up when Stephen leaves the commentary. Who could it be? Okay fine, it's the ghost of Walt Disney. He shows up to discuss his history with the Disney company, as well as his many inventions throughout time. Can Walt Disney name all seven dwarfs? Find out what songs got cut from the film, as well as what animals Walt has a difficult time drawing. This cinementary is a tour de force of true and real trivia, do not miss it!

Here's the hit single from the Synopsis Series!

Lyrics:

Jason was a man who sailed across the sea,

He wasn't like you and me,

He's a murderer, he's a murderer.

Ancient curse placed upon his head,

Now he has to please the dead,

He's a murderer, he's a murderer.

Everyone that he loves he has killed,

It's time for winter break,

Let's go skiing.

Jason,

When will you come to the surface,

We miss you on dry land.

Jason sailed back to Crystal Lake,

Everyone thought his stories were fake,

He's a murderer, he's a murderer.

Jason found a mask, it was also cursed,

Murdering was what now came first,

He's a murderer, he's a murderer.

Jason was a man who sailed across the sea,

He wasn't like you and me,

He's a murderer, he's a murderer.

Ancient curse placed upon his head,

Now he has to please the dead,

He's a murderer, he's a murderer.

Everyone that he loves he has killed,

It's time for winter break,

Let's go skiing.

Jason,

When will you come to the surface,

We miss you on dry land.

(All music and lyrics by Stephen Davis.)

It's finally here! This is an entire damn movie y'all! Check it out, it's fucking incredible.

Who lives? Who dies? Who tells your story?

This movie is straight up a masterpiece of audio cinema. If you don't check it out, Jason is coming for you next!

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Scare-Lo-Ween continues! Stephen & Jen talk about the Scary Movie movies and their road trip to the Silver Shamrock Mask store. Find out what Jen breaks off all her teeth on at lunch and what the hottest new podcast in Texas is all about. Super spooky calls from super scary movies such as Children Of The Corn, JeruZalem, Splice, War Of The Worlds, and more! Even the Cruise News will give you a fright! Listen in… if you dare!

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This is the final act! Who will die, who will survive?! Who will ultimately be forgotten about by the time we get around to improvising the movie itself? Will any of this make it in? Listen here today and find out when the improvised movie drops in only a week! Scare Lo Ween will not stop until it is over!

We watched The Omen as part of CINEMA SCARE-LO-WEEN! Check it out! This film is probably one of the most cursed films of all time and we talk about each and every curse that plagued the set. The recording itself may also be cursed! Jen and Stephen also discuss their histories with religion, as well as how certain effects were achieved in the film. Have you ever wondered how many seconds a fish is allowed to be out of water on a Hollywood set? Find out in this cinementary! We actually did semi-extensive research for this commentary so listen and you may end up cursed yourself!

Here's Act 2. We are very good and smart and we know how movies work. Listen in as we talk our way through the middle of a film that does not exist... yet! Cinema SCARE-LO-WEEN continues!