CINEMA 911

Stephen gets a new outfit, and it. is. hot. Jen learns where emails live, and Stephen explains how the microwave in the office works. The two consider which movies they would force themselves to watch once a week for a year, while Jen maps out her couch fort layout. Find out what happens to planes when they fly over the Texas Ocean, and where to buy the latest new Good Hair pieces. Jen’s lunch is a spicy one, and the emergency calls are even spicier - from movies like 127 Hours, mother!, Adaptation, and more! What’s this week’s Cruise News? Tune in to find out!

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We watched cinema masterpiece RADIO FREE ALBEMUTH! Tell us what you think; this is a weird one! We decided to follow up our Philip K. Dick episode with one of his most well-known film adaptations. This was the obvious choice. We observe the film's version of 1985 Los Angeles, Stephen reads "scripture" from VALIS, another book by PKD, and Jen wonders what friends truly talk about with each other. This episode was recorded inside a haunted mine that was slowly filling with water. Will Jen and Stephen make it out alive?

Hooray! Cinema 911 has made it to 10 whole episodes! This episode has Stephen talking about his cabinets, his best shirts & shoes, his favorite bedtime beverage, and resting what face? Jen gets a free lunch from one of the callers, and there’s a commercial for a good new drug that definitely works. Today’s calls are all from movies based on works by Philip K. Dick, including The Adjustment Bureau, A Scanner Darkly, Radio Free Albemuth, and more!

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This is an extra special commentary, y'all. Jenna at DarkCoast Entertainment set us up with a copy of CASE 347 to watch, and watch it we did.

CASE 347 is available NOW on numerous streaming platforms for rental or purchase, such as InDemand, FLIXFLING, Vimeo on Demand, Amazon, and iTunes. It's also available for free, with ads, on Vudu.

CASE 347 was written and directed by Chris Wax, and stars Maya Stojan as Dr. Mia Jansen, a psychologist and UFO skeptic, who sets out to learn whether her father's obsession with the extraterrestrial was anything more than a delusion. Chris Wax and Jason Kropik also star as the film crew documenting Dr. Jansen's quest for clarity.

CASE 347 is a super fun movie; we really enjoyed it.  Check it out and thanks for listening! Don't forget to subscribe for more delicious goodness!

Super huge shoutout to Jenna at DarkCoast for facilitating this entire process, we really appreciate the opportunity.

This episode is available for free! Take an ear gander! We recorded a commentary for cinema masterpiece TOY STORY. Has anyone ever heard of this movie? We're not sure... It's on Disney Plus, ya ding. In this extra special commentary, Jen and Stephen discuss the differences in reality between Toy Story and The Lego Movie. Stephen really falls into a hole with this one, folks. Meanwhile, Jen has trouble with the plot itself until a major discovery is made. We hope you like palindromes and Puppet Master cameos! Enjoy!

(This episode brought to you by The Uncanny Valley, hosted by Krod Mandoon).

Stephen exposes the actual location where Jen has been staying, as well as what she does at night. The TV fell off the wall again, and it might have been tampered with, but it’s still bearly useable to watch a good movie preview. Jen & Stephen talk about their earliest horror movie memories, and ponder the age old question: “what if rides had sequels?” They take calls from well known cinema pieces The Boat, Red State, The Phoenix Tapes 97, The Descent, and more. Don’t forget to check out Jen’s lunch and the latest Cruise News!

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Today we bring you a very special Sadderday Woenus episode (on a Thursday). Unfriended Dark Web, a perfect film. This movie is only streaming on the dark web so good luck finding it. Prior to this episode, Stephen decided to watch this movie multiple times. Also, after recording, he watched it multiple times again. Then he went and bought the DVD. He's sick. Meanwhile, Jen tears the film apart because of its nonsensical interfaces. Find out why in this special bonus episode!

While talking about what they wear to work, Stephen tells Jen about his eventful 4th of July, and Jen is abuzz with some new earrings. The two discover that the new TV has more than one channel, and Jen offers Stephen a couch to crash on. Some of today’s cinema emergencies are from The Watchmen, The Box, Mandy, and two calls from the same movie? Didn’t think that was possible! Tune in to another edition of Cruise News, and more!

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We recorded a commentary for the cinema masterpiece MIDSOMMAR. In this episode, we discuss some of the differences between the regular and director's cut versions. We also touch on which characters are the worst, the accuracy of depictions of hallucinogens, poor vacation clothing choices, and whether or not there is a correct way to vape. Stephen also tells one of his many first date stories. Finally, we learn what it means to be a blood eagle. This episode is sponsored by Gardetto's Mustard Preztels (not really) so subscribe today and check it out!

In today’s episode, Jen still can’t sleep & Stephen offers up some suggestions. The preferred font of Cinema 911 is discussed as well as a little bit more about the surrounding towns. Stephen tries out a new outfit, and Jen realizes she needs some deodorant. For lunch, Jen has something that is probably the closest thing to actual food she’s had in a while, and the ad is for a product that everyone will be racing to the stores to buy. Some of today’s emergencies are from big franchises like Back To The Future, King Kong, and Dawn Of The Dead. Jen scores a couple more possible dates, a new edition of Cruise News, and much more!

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