CINEMA 911

We recorded a commentary for the cinema piece (of shit) ANTZ. This was the first commentary we ever recorded, so the sound is not exactly perfect. Obviously we decided this should be a regular thing. Why not? This is a quality piece of cinema worth exploring. ANTZ has a star studded cast; also Woody Allen is involved. In this commentary, we discuss what CINEMA 911 could've been before we became CINEMA 911. Listen in as we also talk about Dave Matthews songs, whether or not ants use team work, and how to celebrate New Ant Year. Be careful though because this movie was written by a pair of Whites. Also, stay tuned for a pop in by Sly Stallone himself!

This was the very first episode recorded. Jen gets a late start on the first day at her new job, oops. Listen in as she meets her co-worker, Stephen, and together, they explore the office space, get to know each other a little bit, watch the old break room TV that only shows one good commercial at a time during their lunch break, discuss their differences in opinion on food, and dive into work taking emergency calls! Also, we get to hear Jen’s favorite radio show, Cruise News. Can you guess which other movies they take emergency calls from in this episode? Because they forgot to tell you most of them!

All sound effects provided by zapsplat.com. Calls in this episode are from Dante's Peak, Tusk, The Ring, Human Centipede, Midnight Meat Train, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Cats, Microwave Massacre, Are We Not Cats, and Antz.