CINEMA 911

Welcome to the first episode of Scare-Lo-Ween! The office has been mysteriously & spookiously decorated & Stephen is terrified. Jen gets a call from a famously modern classic horror caller, who could it be? Stephen & Jen talk about Stephen King’s movies & books, the Scary Movie movies, and more spooky stuff. They learn about a new Halloween mask store & take calls from scary cinema classics such as Eraserhead, The Omen, Misery, and more! Tune in for another Cruise News, find out what color Stephen’s hair is, and more!

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We tried a new thing here called the Cinema Synopsis Series. We are talking our way through the plot points of:

FRIDAY THE 13TH: XIII - RICH KID SKI CAMP

Today we run through Act I. Once we finish Act III, we will improvise our way through the movie just in time for Halloween!

Roaring into your ears this week, our first commentary of CINEMA SCARE-LO-WEEN, Ridley Scott's ALIEN. In this episode Jen and Stephen discuss the viewer actually being a character within the movie, cats in space, and differences between versions of the film. Not only that, we talk about construction in space as well as Ridley Scott's odd perversions. Also, how could we forget, of course we talk about the weight of a xenomorph. All that and more in this cinementary so enjoy! Don't forget to stay (or skip) to the end to hear a special announcement regarding potential new segments...

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We recorded a commentary for cinema masterpiece FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009), so check it out! In this commentary, Jen and Stephen explore subjects like Michael Bay, subtitle fonts, and the summer heat. We finally learn how CINEMA 911 fits into the Resident Evil universe, a little bit about Escalades, and if Jason has gotten married before. So put on your burlap sack and listen in today so you don't miss our discussion on realism for the sake of realism in cinema. We're very educated and very serious.

Breaking news all around Emergency City! A major landscape-changing event has occurred, except in the Cinema 911 office where it’s business as usual. Jen tries to explain the meaning of it all, and Stephen tries to explain movie ratings. Take an extended deep dive into one of Jen’s most disliked (but can’t seem to get enough of for some reason) comic book movie franchises: Batman. There’s a new good commercial, a new installment of Cruise News, and so much more!

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ROAR. Jen and Stephen watched the original Godzilla, which is currently streaming on HBO Max. In this episode, we discuss the music of the film, the reality of Godzilla, and the accuracy of 1950's paleontology. Being true to ourselves, we attempt (and fail) to do math, while also discussing the history of geology. Time to bust out the miniatures because this one's a fantastic watch! Listen in today!

This episode starts off with a song & ends with… a burp? Jen & Stephen talk about life and art in a home store in a mall where they can’t seem to get their mail delivered. They also discuss their favorite chess movies, most of which do not actually feature chess. Stephen suffers another embarrassing public accident and Jen tries a new kind of makeup. Emergency calls come in from cinema classics such as Tangled, Signs, Godzilla, and more! Don’t forget to stay tuned for the exciting news on this week’s installment of Cruise News!

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We watched Mean Girls. We did a commentary for Mean Girls. Everybody loves Mean Girls. Watch Mean Girls with us. Both of us own the DVD and we know you own a copy too. So watch along with us as we discuss our own high school memories. Stephen talks about his short career in a rock band and Jen explores her time in Catholic school. Go get yourself a school lunch and sit in the bathroom as you listen to us discuss this beloved film! Tune in today!

Jen & Stephen try to do some mall math & yet again, it totally checks out. They discuss some different stores in the mall that would be potential good new homes. Jen has a new hairdo, and the two show up in the background of a TV commercial. Jen’s lunch is actual food today, and some of the movies that call in are Mean Girls, Unfriended: Dark Web, Chain Letter, and The Roommate. Stay tuned for this week’s Cruise News and more!

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We watched Scott Pilgrim VS The World. It's your favorite movie. Might as well listen to us talk during it, right? In this commentary, Jen and Stephen talk about Canada. I mean, how could we not? Speaking of unavoidable subjects, Stephen talks about his upcoming cosmetic hair surgery and Jen brings up her undying love for the Smashing Pumpkins. Keep track of the numbers in this one, they're important! Thanks for listening!