Classic Metal Show

The High-Altitude Circus and Steam-Powered Salvation

This week on CMS, we’re looking at the absolute degradation of modern society through the lens of a middle seat on a Spirit Airlines flight. Chris is ready to drive three days to Austin just to avoid the DMV and the “Real ID” surveillance state, while Neeley is gearing up to chase the “Big Boy”—a 6,000-horsepower relic of a time when things actually worked and looked cool doing it.

We dive deep into the “seat squatting” epidemic and why airlines should honestly just charge $1,000 a ticket to keep the riff-raff from making sandwiches in the aisles. Plus, we look back at the utter idiocy of 2021—remember when the virus was only dangerous if you were standing up or drinking after 9:00 PM? We’re pulling back the curtain on the “new normal” and why it’s anything but.

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The industry is a joke and the history of metal is being rewritten by suits. From the absolute snub of KK Downing in the Judas Priest doc to the “museum” version of Pantera, we are witnessing the total degradation of the legendary band. Plus, the “Bloodbath” of modern DIY production—if the music has no substance, why are we pretending it’s art?

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Let’s talk about the absolute fraud that is the modern “personality” business. We spent years listening to Shadoe Steele—real name Dale Mikolaczyk—as he dominated the airwaves in the Wyoming Valley. The guy was a staple, the “voice” of Saturday night, and the man behind the traffic reports as Rusty Fender. But behind the snappy radio voice and the persona that thousands of fans latched onto was a man with a degree in aerospace systems engineering and a master’s in electrical engineering.

While the “mainstream” radio world is busy cannibalizing itself with corporate downsizing and live-and-local cuts, Dale took his high-level expertise back to where the actual money is: the energy sector. We dive into the hilarious and somewhat depressing reality that a veteran with 42 years on the air can find more stability and respect laying gas pipe than he ever did behind a console. It’s a bloodbath out there for radio veterans, and Dale’s exit is a masterclass in knowing when the ship is sinking. If you think the “magic” of radio still exists, this update is a cold, hard dose of substance that the industry rag-sheets would never dare to print.

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We’ve seen some car-crash interviews in our time, but this “Madpod” review of Tommy Chong is a masterclass in professional incompetence. Look, we all love Up In Smoke, but at what point do we stop giving Chong a pass just because he’s a legendary stoner? In this segment, we tear down a “professional” interview that sounds like it was conducted by a defective AI from 2004.

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The interviewer, “Shadow Steele,” is a total fraud. He spends ten minutes reciting Wikipedia stats about chart positions from 1973—shit Tommy Chong clearly doesn’t remember or care about—and then asks questions that have absolutely zero relevance to the artist’s life or career. It’s robotic, it’s lazy, and it’s an insult to anyone who actually does the work of music journalism.

Chong isn’t innocent here, either. He’s leaned so hard into the “lazy pothead” persona that he can’t even give a straight answer about his own arrest. He’s collecting checks, collection royalties, and laughing at the idiots who think he’s being “profound” when he’s really just bored. We break down the cringe, the “Evil Batman” voice, and the moment Chris and Neeley realize this whole thing is a total bloodbath. This is why mainstream music media is finished. They worship icons who are coasting on fumes and employ hacks who can’t even get the terminology of a record right.

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There is nothing more painful in the world of rock journalism than watching a prepared “professional” interview a legend using nothing but a list of facts they scraped off the internet five minutes prior. In this archival deep dive, we revisit the infamous Madpod interview with guitar legend Pat Travers.

It is a masterclass in how not to talk to an artist. While Travers is a gentleman, trying to navigate through a barrage of “Did you record this in 1977?” and “Was Nicko McBrain in your band?”, the CMS crew provides the necessary, brutal play-by-play. We break down the absolute cringe of the “Ba-loose” pronunciation, the complete lack of feel for the artist’s history, and the hilarious arrogance of a host who clearly doesn’t know the difference between a real conversation and a data dump. This isn’t just about Pat Travers; it’s about the death of authentic music journalism at the hands of hacks who think a browser tab equals research. We take the gloves off to protect the legacy of real rock and roll from the people who treat it like a homework assignment.

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Is there anything more painful than a local “legend” trying to rewrite history with the confidence of a man who just found Wikipedia for the first time? In this segment, we dig into the bizarre world of Shadoe Steele and his absolute obsession with a band called Cinch.

Steele—billed as a “musicologist”—claims that Cinch was a Billboard powerhouse that only missed the #1 spot because of a “lack of technology” and “unhip” program directors in major markets. It’s the ultimate industry cope. He’s out here counting beats per minute and claiming “quasi-professional” recordings from Northumberland, PA, were actually global smash hits being suppressed by a massive conspiracy.

The reality? The track “Where Are You Now” sounds like a bargain-bin REO Speedwagon demo that REO would have laughed out of the room. We tear down the “Wilkes-Barre Billboard” fantasy and expose the hilariously desperate attempts to manufacture prestige out of thin air. It’s a masterclass in local radio delusion and the kind of industry “substance” that makes us want to drink heavily.

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Rock and roll was supposed to be the ultimate middle finger to the establishment, but as we see in this session, the “establishment” is exactly where the smart money ends up. We dive into the bizarre, polarized fates of Peter Green and Jami Gertz.

On one hand, you have Peter Green—the soul of Fleetwood Mac—who was so haunted by the concept of “filthy lucre” that he literally tried to give it all away before losing his mind to the Munich commune and a spike of LSD. It’s a tragic, cautionary tale of what happens when the “art” becomes too heavy for the artist to carry.

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On the flip side, we look at Jami Gertz. Remember the girl from Twister and The Lost Boys? She didn’t just survive Hollywood; she married into a $10 billion empire and now owns the Atlanta Hawks. While Green was running from the money, Gertz was lapping the field. We break down the “luck vs. skill” factor in rock-star wealth and why some legends die broke while bit-part actresses end up owning the league.

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Kurdt Vanderhoof chose to place Metal Church on hiatus, bringing a pause to the band’s long-running journey. After some time away, he revisited the project, ultimately reviving Metal Church with a refreshed lineup of new musicians and a renewed direction.

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The rock and roll “brand” is officially cannibalizing the rock and roll “band.” We deep-dive into the upcoming 2026 Bon Jovi comeback, and let’s be real: without Richie Sambora, it’s a high-priced tribute act for soccer moms. We compare the 1985 “hungry” era to the current lifeless, clinical output and the results are depressing. Jon’s ego has turned the stage into a “mimicry” zone where hired guns are afraid to outshine the boss.

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Then there’s the Pantera “celebration.” Charlie Benante is pushing for a live album, but who actually wants to be reminded—in high definition—that the Abbott brothers aren’t there?. It’s a brand-preservation play designed to fund side projects, not a musical necessity. If you want the truth about what these guys are really making per night and why the “chemistry” is dead, you’re in the right place.

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We’ve been off the YouTube teat for five years for a reason, but the fans keep begging for the full episodes. Well, you got it—sort of. We’re putting a “cleaned up” version on YouTube for a premium price just to pay for the AI it takes to bleep out the truth. But let’s be real: if you’re watching the edited version, you’re getting a lobotomized show.

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Between Stephen Pearcy doing interviews with Billy Corgan (who can’t stop interrupting for five seconds) and the guys from Green Jellÿ fighting over a Christmas album nobody asked for, the industry is eating its own tail. We’re calling out the hacks, the ego-trips, and the absolute “bloodbath” of 80s legacy acts fighting over scraps.

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