Clause and Effect

We're rolling back the rock to the dawn of time and taking you to the stone age to talk about the possible origins of the Legendary Beings, as well as diving deeper down the rabbit hole of turning Father Christmas into an eldritch monster to justify lazy editing decisions.

Presented in Sick-O-Vision.

Homework for this week:

Look up how many children there were on Earth in 2006.

Break out the tin foil because it's hat-making time as we blow the lid off the whole Claus(e) Conspiracy. The dark truth of who Santa really is and the secret origin of the elves are finally exposed for the whole world to see.

Catch it now while you still can.

Homework for this week:

Count the number of stock sound effects.

Count how many times a child actor looks at the camera.

Our heroes drag themselves out of bed to bitterly discuss the Santa Clause 3 again, and this time it's personal. Negativity seeps through as the group covers such exciting and dark topics as gladiatorial elf-sport and the eventual death of Santa Claus.

Homework for this week:

Make a list of OSHA violations in Santa's workshop.

Devise a set of rules for the new hit sport, "Elf Toss."

Which is where you are now.

In our ongoing quest to understand The Santa Clause 3, we discuss elf puberty, quantum Santas, elephants in bags in rooms, and Elf (2003), as well as the profound effect the movie is already having on our everyday lives. This is but the first step of our descent.

Homework for this week:

Solve the reindeer question in the first scene.

Translate the foreign language sentences of the duck toy.

What do you mean it's not Christmas anymore?!

Join 3 idiots in their descent into madness as they watch Tim Allen save Christmas from being ruined as a result of his own actions for the third time, for the first time! Will they make it through all 52 watches? Will they finish their synopsis within the runtime of the movie? Will they ever remember that the main character's name isn't "Tim Allen?" Will the editor ever get his act together?

The answers to these questions, only time will tell...

Small Disclaimer: This was planned for a Christmas release but technical problems and personal commitments delayed it until now. Future updates will be on Mondays.

Smaller Disclaimer: This awful idea is inspired by the aptly named Worst Idea of All Time Podcast, which can be found here: http://www.worstideaofalltime.com/