A new face steps up to the plate to fill in a gap left behind.

This week we sidetrack, backtrack, frontrack, and all-around-track as our discussions go everywhere. We start by getting acquainted and dive into a quick diversion on the Little Mermaid 3, as well as discuss the sexual nature of Tim Allen's voice, the contribution of various scenes to the movie as a whole, and so much more.

No homework for this week, but maybe decide for yourself if Elf is a good or a bad movie? I dunno.

Starting the 2nd quarter off right.

This week's episode is shorter than usual, but don't worry because our discussions this time are even meatier than ever as we talk about just how terrifying the movie becomes when pitched down as well as how terrifying the Easter Bunny is in general. Make sure your safety goggles are on, because there's a special science experiment near the 13-minute mark.

John dies, video version: https://youtu.be/SHm1MGvkIuE

Homework this week:

Don't do it. It's not worth it.

Lucky number 13.

We're already a quarter of the way there, and tonight we're gonna party like it's Christmas 1994! Join us in discussing not-so-stealthy product placements, some rather disturbing hypothetical situations, and Tim Allen's terrifying crossover potential, as well as what the number 13 really means for us.

Homework for this week:

Drink Red Bull.

Disclaimer: this podcast is not actually sponsored by Red Bull.

The theme of today's episode is: Tonal Dissonance.

Join us as Ted discusses the bizarre audio-visual phenomena that only the combination of sensory deprivation and repetitive viewing of Tim Allen Christmas threequels could produce. Stick around as John recounts his experiences with watching the movie while synced to prog rock. Look out for "Santa Claus vs. Burger King: Dawn of Justice" coming soon to a theater near you.

Homework for this week:

Try to find lines in the movie that don't fit the scene they're in.

The first ever podcast to be made with actual time travel.

Today's episode features tangent after tangent as we spend more time talking about our new hit movie pitch than the actual movie we're watching, as well as a discussion on how to spice up our own individual watching experiences.

No homework this week, but let us know. Do you guys want to watch us rewrite the Santa Clause 3 from scratch?

Welcome back to Clause and Effect this is week 10, and... uh... you ever get the feeling that you're stuck in a rut?

The week we try to shake it up a little by talking about such deep philosophical questions as whether robots have souls and if they can become Santa Claus, as well as a brief discussion about what the future may hold for us going forward.

Your homework for this week is to watch A.I. which is a very good movie that you should watch.

To Be Santatinued: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFRlHc9zMPE

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Tonight's show will shock you right out of your seats with its gripping tale of tooth-based currencies, hug-induced global warming, and dangerously sharp bears. The scariest thing of all, however, is the constant fear that we'll run out of things to talk about and resort to singing again.

WE HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL NOW! Expect only the highest quality uploads, as usual: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCohiI0bqw9QxoZFlF6i2PSQ

The video we watched live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAyRMtn9_Xk&feature=youtu.be

Homework for this week is to Google how fake snow is made.

Good evening and welcome back to another episode of the only show on the web where we cover the highest caliber in literature. Tonight, join us in discussing three magnificent pieces of post-modern storytelling as well as brief discussions on what elves are really made of and what happens when a snow globe breaks.

Additional reading:

The Extinction Clause - https://archiveofourown.org/works/13633635

The Theatre Clause - https://pastebin.com/8eC06yJ8

Santa Claus: Infinity War - https://pastebin.com/BjGVJi2i

No homework this week. Go wild.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Our three intrepid heroes continue to fight for their lives and their sanity against the evil forces of a live-action Disney threequel. In this gripping installment they must combat the combined might of a child psychologist, an unqualified doctor, and an army of millions of sleazy snowmen whose only goal is to ruin Christmas forever.

Homework for this week:

Write a fan-fiction to add to the Santa Clause extended universe.

Check whether the recording of Jack Frost's voice really does change between scenes.

It's a podcast about nothing!

That time of the week again already? How time flies... especially when you're having fun discussing your favorite movies! This week's fun-filled topics include a Santa Clause themed video game (no, not that one) and the possibility that a little girl might be the most powerful character in the whole Santa Clause series.

Our elfstra credit, courtesy of Jacob: https://nm.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/7sp5sn/respect_jack_frost_the_santa_clause_3_the_escape/

Homework for this week:

Count how many dramatic stings there are in the whole movie.