Cold Brew Got Me Like

By Chris CroftonComedy TV & Film News Politics Film Reviews

Cold Brew Got Me Like episodes

June 04, 2024 Episode 149: A Crofton's History of The United States
Chris doesn't know how America's two-party system came to be. Greg gently offers a correction. ALSO: TV on the gas pump. Chris says: "I don't want to put everyone down in the world first thing in the morning." PLUS: Using AI to make, ahem, great movies! A song of the week from the Bee Gees! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad!

Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 31 min
May 30, 2024 Episode 148: Eddie Vedder - Dissident?
Neil Hamburger, fake eyeballs and Joe Rogan. ALSO: Bill Burr vs Bill Maher. Eddie Vedder screen printing on a private jet. PLUS: Stone Gossard's groundbreaking athleisure, and a song of the week from Helmet!

Helmet - "FBLA": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6p85hfISkw

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 33 min
May 23, 2024 Episode 147: It's Time For Us to Confront Powerlifters
Chris is back from the Neil Hamburger tour!! Chris is happy! Greg is happy! Gregg Turkington hung out with Anton LaVey. That's right, you read it right. ALSO: Paddy Chayefsky, soothsayer. Chris sold 12 books in Sioux Falls. PLUS: Greg yelled at a powerlifter, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Elvis Presley!!!!

Elvis Presley - "Patch it Up" (single version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gKirpHFcc

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 14 min
May 14, 2024 Episode 146: Shorty Shea's Monogrammed Luggage
Greg says the show is "a finely packed and stacked operation." Chris talks about his inner life, AGAIN. Neil Young, meglomaniac. ALSO: Open mics at barber shops. Wes Anderson always wears a bellhop outfit when he writes. Ethan Hawke and Bono regurgitating Cliffs Notes. PLUS: Shorty Shea's luggage. RIP Steve Albini. Song of the week by The Breeders, produced by Steve Albini.

The Breeders - "Hellbound": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vByo-9H5xBs

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 52 min
April 30, 2024 Episode 145: Cold Brew Makes Your Pancreas Sparkle!
Youtube prarie dogs, feeling self conscious around Persian cats. Obama's Pearl Jam birthday. ALSO: Greg calls Chris "Chris Kaczynski." The sportification of America. PLUS: All of our listeners work at tire shops. Can Do Cold Brew. Song of the week from Richard Harris!

Richard Harris - "A Tramp Shining": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvWRhH0rsM

Jimmy Webb's glider vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjWY2EYQSd8&t=921s

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 22 min
April 23, 2024 Episode 144: Every Skull in the Catacombs Wishes It Was at a Football Game
"Nut Pods." Coachella is a PSYOP. Camels standing up to their *waists* in water. ALSO: Rigged scales at Walmart. Greg says bananas are ripening extra fast. PLUS: Dark tales from Bonnaroo 2013, and Pearl Jam's, um, not-so-good new record (except for one pushup song).

Pearl Jam - "Dark Matter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fx8LprPMIU

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 21 min
April 16, 2024 Episode 143: Chris Health Update (good news!!)
Good news!! XO
26 min
April 09, 2024 Episode 142: More Amy Goodman, Less Anderson Cooper
The nightmare in Gaza. ALSO: Powerlessness, foodies and trying to get famous. Principles before personalities. PLUS: Sidney Lumet's "Network," William Friedkin's "Sorcerer," and "Handgun," the movie.

Fugazi - "Greed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwXrnkgpEM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 37 min
April 02, 2024 Episode 141: The Inner Lives of Circus Strongmen
Elvis, The Memphis Mafia and Colonel Tom Parker. Tom Parker's ridiculous gambling style: "He didn't understand the basics, but it was his favorite thing to do." ALSO: Mashed potatoes, gravy, sauerkraut, crisp bacon and sliced tomatoes. PLUS: "The worst news I've ever heard in my life about anything." (re: spinning fish), Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Ride!!!

Ride - "Portland Rocks": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QglDc7tJsCE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 15 min
March 26, 2024 Episode 140: Stockton Rush's Submersible Honky-Tonk
Stockton Rush's submersible honky-tonk. Confusing Stockton Rush with Stockard Channing. ALSO: Weaponized wigs, public housing and Trisha Yearwood. PLUS: The Humanzee! A song of the week from The Lovin' Spoonful! Can Do Cold Brew!!

Lovin' Spoonful - "Darlin' Companion": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcd6_cnMAkE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's Website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 10 min

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Chris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New…