Cold Brew Got Me Like

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Cold Brew Got Me Like episodes

March 19, 2024 Episode 139: Tennessee Death Trip
Our mom got severely bitten by her own cat, soooo...US health care - portals, paying medical bills with JP Morgan gift cards. ALSO: Marketing myths about whiskey lead to tourists drowning in the Cumberland. Every bar should have their own ambulance. PLUS: 550 miles of formica, Can Do Cold Brew and PF Sloan!!

Jimmy Webb - "PF Sloan": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uEWbc2wPdY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

1 hr 24 min
February 27, 2024 Episode 138: Nashville 3.0 and The Liberal Divide
Nashville's trajectory may be unstoppable, but it doesn't mean you gotta be happy about it. "Liberals" are dividing along property lines. ALSO: Brian Jones's acid-casualty beagle. PLUS: a fresh Brian-Jones-themed Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from The Rolling Stones!!!

The Rolling Stones - "No Expectations": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyqGD99Owg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Greg's website: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 49 min
February 20, 2024 Episode 137: Are Horses Conservative??
James Hetfield's propane habit. Chris says liberals who buy political biographies have ruined thrift stores. ALSO: Conservatives are excited about AI because they are incapable of writing good scripts. Vince Neil's horses. The new Can Do Cold Brew ad!! PLUS: RIP Dex Romweber. Song of the week from Flat Duo Jets!!!

Flat Duo Jets - "Crazy Hazy Kisses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPhhwUGO8PA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction - Doc Noss/Victorio Peak: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/doc-noss-finds-gold-at-victorio-peak/

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com
1 hr 41 min
February 14, 2024 Episode 136: Rich People Are Always Talking About Berries
Rich people, ducks and berries. The garbage cans of Madison, Tennessee. ALSO: Hanging antlers on the walls of vacant office space, and calling it a boutique hotel. PLUS: Doc Noss, and the Victorio Peak treasure!! A Doc Noss-themed Can Do Cold Brew ad!! Song of the week from Kenny Rogers!!

Kenny Rogers - "Daytime Friends": https://youtu.be/jH5M12DKAsM?si=7HY2MjPT8WPeFkym

Victorio Peak Treasure: https://youtu.be/sH1t2E1bUuA?si=5dbGU1flyAKnHunu

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 41 min
February 07, 2024 Episode 135: 19th Century Farmers In Therapy
Dad fights dirty! Irish farmers in therapy!.Greg explains bitcoin! ALSO: Dream-interpreting a motorcycle. PLUS: A couple sketchy edits, and a song of the week from Weedeater!

Weedeater - "God Luck and Good Speed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz8VhXyYCgM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 24 min
January 30, 2024 Episode 134: Stockton Rush's "DISRUPTOR" Coffee Cup
Chris demonizes climbing walls, again. Stockton Rush's coffee cup. Greg Abbott's dishonest border war. ALSO: Throwing Elvis impersonators at a problem. The Kardashians are Wild West mummies. PLUS: Greg hopes he doesn't end up a mummy in a funhouse! Can Do Cold Brew! Song of the week from Leslie Stevens!!

Leslie Stevens - "Big Time, Sucka": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uze_VTyvrNM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (featuring the Old West mummy doc): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com
1 hr 48 min
January 24, 2024 Episode 133: Chris Broke His Scapula
It's true. Chris broke his scapula during Nashville's "blizzard." The hospital offers a glimpse of the lost middle class. ALSO: Chris's greatest hospitalizations! Cat Scan machines are overpriced toaster ovens. PLUS: Can Do Cold Brew, corporate mergers and a song of the week from Eric Bachmann!!

Eric Bachmann - "Heavy Hours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVviFI54H9A

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 50 min
January 17, 2024 Episode 132: Chris vs Himself
Chris has an existential crisis, Greg's audio is f*cked - and it's still a good show!!! ALSO: A great idea for converting an abandoned car wash into a coffee shop, Can Do Cold Brew bringing back vaudeville and the new Advice King!!! PLUS: The new Nashville Confidential, and a song of the week from Alabama!!!!

Alabama - "Mountain Music": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WfM0cXWSQ

Chris's New Nashville Confidential (starts at 25:30): https://wpln.org/post/episodes/diversely-segregated-nashville-confidential-and-reporter-roundup/

Greg's Documentary Website: Channelnonfiction.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 11 min
January 09, 2024 Episode 131: Funny Girl, starring Kurt Cobain
Improv: the laziest way to try to get famous. Tap Dancing vs Grunge. ALSO: Private equity should be illegal. The whole financial industry should be illegal, in fact. The best Can Do Cold Brew ad ever. PLUS: A song of the week from The Strokes!!

The Strokes - "OBLIVIUS": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjdwhVuW74

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Greg's Website: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 28 min
January 02, 2024 Episode 130: Throwing Pies at Oligarchs
"Iron Claw" sucked. Japanese scientists computer-modeled the call of the Moa (in like, 1980) and played it through a loudspeaker in a New Zealand swamp - to little effect. ALSO: Rogue waves, the guys who threw pies at Bill Gates and Bird scooters repurposed as police batons. PLUS: Chris previews the next Nashville Confidential and a song of the week from Sugar!!!

Sugar - "A Good Idea": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dzOsM0gTw

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 55 min

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Chris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New…