Cold Brew Got Me Like

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Cold Brew Got Me Like episodes

December 28, 2023 Episode 129: A Flying F*ck Into a Rolling Donut
Some guy put a coffee roaster in his gym. Van Gogh got tweaked on coffee. Where did Van Gogh get all the paint? ALSO: William Friedkin vs Al Pacino. Mortgage companies are where 48 Hours episodes are born. PLUS: A new Advice King!! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad!! Song(s) of the week from Jonathan Richman, Hayden and Flyte!!!

Jonathan Richman - "Vincent Van Gogh": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gkicmH4zao

Hayden - "On a Beach": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WsIHymYwM4

Flyte - "Tough Love": https://youtu.be/ZQmuGz4y7ZI?si=y8pCyA51fUaX6SN2

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 52 min
December 19, 2023 Episode 128: Choreographing Content
Dystopian job listings. A podcast hosted by garbagemen called "The Dump." ALSO: The horror of Moms for Liberty, and a little ditty about seasonal depression. PLUS: An epic Can do Cold Brew ad, and a link to a video of Chris's recent Nashville show (below)!!!

Chris Crofton live at Dee's in Nashville: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbjhQFDmF2M&t=3819s

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 37 min
December 12, 2023 Episode 127: The Shoplifting False Flag
CUBEHEADS! The rodeo clown running Argentina. Corporate media talking about the "complicated legacies" of war criminals. Knowing so much you can't function, vs knowing so little that you play frisbee. ALSO: Harvard isn't for learning, it's for networking. The world's highest bouncing superball. PLUS: The myth of nuanced tasers, the new Advice King column and a song of the week from Big Star!!!!

Big Star - " Back of A Car": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SocFSUlEwtM

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 51 min
November 28, 2023 Episode 126: I Can't Fill My Pipe Without Being Interrupted
Rich people’s roof decks collapsing under the weight of their helicopters. Death may be a premature conclusion. Greg is stockpiling carbon paper. ALSO: Billionaires looking at each other and seeing cartoon turkey legs. Proto-libertarians mad about newspaper stands. PLUS: Chris's NPR feature, The Advice King, The Galapagos Affair, I Called Him Morgan and a song of the week from Madi Diaz!

Chris's NPR Feature - "Nashville Confidential": https://wpln.org/post/episodes/best-of-riding-s…lle-confidential/

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 40 min
November 22, 2023 Episode 125: Hair X™
Yeti coolers' marketing team successfully hypnotized the 1%. Elon Musk is TRULY, objectively dumb - case closed. ALSO: Trump did NOT pay back those loans. The new Neil Hamburger album is out!!! PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a bonus song of the week from The Lemonheads (the first is "The March" from Neil Hamburger).

Neil Hamburger - "The March (featuring Bonnie Prince Billy)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueGVMD6N0-M

The Lemonheads - "Fear of Living": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Xi2Cw1DqY

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 14 min
November 14, 2023 Episode 124: Gold Bars With Wheels On 'Em
Chris says "I don't remember what I used to talk about on these shows." Greg wants to steal all the cars at the airport. Chris says beware of overly energetic people. ALSO: The latest Advice King, Chris's new NPR show Nashville Confidential (link below), and Jared Leto's horrible new song. PLUS: Song of the week (a Bob Dylan cover) from Richie Havens!!!!

Richie Havens - "If Not For You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZHZ3xOBsHs

Nashville Confidential (Bell Witch) - Chris starts at about 32:00: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=XFZAbg3gSjuUO7Z0bqiwvA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 41 min
November 08, 2023 Episode 123: Self-driving Cars Will Become Sentient and Run Us All Over
Aliens will snatch the earth. Self-driving cars will become sentient and run society. ALSO: Chris's Wealth Hoarding Corner™ PLUS: Dar Robinson supervises a Knoxville furniture salesman's fire walk, and the song of the week from Deodato!!!!

Deodato - "Also Sprach Zarathustra": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJKsp9_L24Q

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 26 min
October 31, 2023 Episode 122: Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton™
Autozone is a sorry excuse for a community center. People marveling at instances when the ultra-wealthy are "nice." Kevin Costner thinks he IS his character from Yellowstone. ALSO: Sherpas, Robert Irwin: "A Desert of Pure Feeling." PLUS: Nashville Confidential's WPLN debut (link below!) and a song of the week by The National!!!

The National - "Hornets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV_PWzzYBwo

Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=2AaDKJhoSBiMUhLGL9fwDA

Greg's "A Desert of Pure Feeling" review: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/robert-irwin-a-desert-of-pure-feeling-is-worth-a-long-look-and-then-a-few-more/

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 11 min
October 25, 2023 Episode 121: What About Cold Yoga?!
Chris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down a yoga mat in a walk-in freezer? ALSO: The Neil Hamburger tour, an Advice King column and the latest Can Do Cold Brew commercial. PLUS: A song of the week from Cinerama!!!

Cinerama - "You Turn Me On": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFpoRYI4l_w
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 16 min
October 17, 2023 Episode 120: The Cops are Quiet Quitting
Greg's out of town, so Chris is all alone!!! The police are quiet quitting. Greg Gutfeld thinks it's time for a civil war because of shoplifting. Chris thinks those two things are connected. ALSO: Neil Hamburger!!! PLUS: A song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!!

Nick Lowe - "Time Wounds All Heels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=998fP8wMHus

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonficton: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 22 min

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Chris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New…