Cold Brew Got Me Like

By Chris CroftonComedy TV & Film News Politics Film Reviews

Cold Brew Got Me Like episodes

July 25, 2023 Episode 109: Put Headphones on Your Houseplants
When there's no more gas, Dodge Rams will just be ominous-looking lawn furniture. Miltarized police, obligations to shareholders, Marjorie Taylor Greene and the importance of voting in local elections. ALSO: The new Nashville racetrack looks like a huge Bed Bath & Beyond. The fast lane of of the current track will be the new track's VIP section. PLUS: The best Can Do Cold Brew ad of all time, and a song of the week from PW Long!!!

PW Long - "My Name": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gju1ffQaJQ

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 44 min
July 18, 2023 Episode 108: Cold Brew Roofers™
A dystopian technique for replacing a roof in one day. America's addiction to excitement. ALSO: Student loan forgiveness?? Calling vacation days "PTO." The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad. PLUS: An update on Chris's campaign, new info on the doomed submersible and a song of the week from Radio Shack occultist Mort Garson!!

Mort Garson - "Tarot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2p_x3FnAwE

Chris's Nashville Scene Candidate Q&A: https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthewind/metro-council-at-large-q-a-chris-crofton/article_22ec4ab2-87ff-5af5-9329-b9097c94022a.html

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
1 hr 32 min
July 11, 2023 Episode 107: "Dish Pit"- The Movie
Chris and Greg have written an A24 movie called "Dish Pit." Every role will be played by Adam Driver. To say that Licorice Pizza sucked, A24 employees had whisper to each other in a parking garage like Watergate informants. ALSO: "Coffee Church" - Chris's plan for community "kindness klatches." An update on Chris's campaign! PLUS: Greg's acupuncture cult, the new Can Do Cold Brew ad - and a song of the week from John Sebastian!

John Sebastian - "You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SYS46SrKLE

Chris's City Council Campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
1 hr 39 min
July 04, 2023 Episode 106: The Supreme Joke
New Nashville: Where the bulidings play!™ The Supreme Court has been compromised - stop letting it decide stuff. ALSO: The wealthy love roof decks because they can't see the poverty as well from up there. An update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council! The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad! PLUS: The earth is about to fall off its axis. Song of the week - "Telephone" - by Atlanta band SMALL!!

SMALL - "Telephone": https://youtu.be/0_LaRvvwV4E

Crofton for Council: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton-for-council-1

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 18 min
June 26, 2023 Episode 105: The Submersible Libertarian
BREAKING: It turns out that the guy who made it impossible for student loans to be forgiven had a weird, very personal grudge against students. The diabolical billionaire-big brother/big sister program for Supreme Court justices. ALSO: Libertarians derugulated a submarine to the point where it killed them. PLUS: The latest Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song (album, really) of the week from Public Enemy!!!!

Public Enemy - "You're Gonna Get Yours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYblg4i2HD8

Chris Crofton for City Council: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 42 min
June 20, 2023 Episode 104: Shifty Shellshock's TED Talk
An update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council!! Jenny Lewis's song "Psychos" leads to a long discussion of the band "Crazytown," which leads to Carson Daly and Tara Reid, which leads to... ALSO: TED talks, the invention of youtube, and Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. PLUS: The latest Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from Caroline Spence!!!

Caroline Spence - "Mary Oliver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6YoPXe0uO0
Donate to Chris's campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 28 min
June 13, 2023 Episode 103: How to Stop Worrying and Love the Trickle Down
Daniel Ek (pronounced Eek!), the man who owns music, thinks Neil Young is lazy. "Tricky" by Run DMC is about being very, very busy. Rich people are the worst tippers. ALSO: Old-money people are being priced out of New York and LA, and are making up stories about "freedom" and "liberals" to explain why they're leaving. They'll say anything to avoid admitting that they simply can't afford to live there. PLUS: Ted Kaczynski and the CIA, and a song of the week from Sinead O'Connor!!!

Sinead O'Connor - Last Day of Our Acquaintance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiEcut07GrM
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Donate to Chris's Campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton
Channel Nonfiction: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/grandsons-time-capsule-tribute-to-nathans-famous/
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 40 min
June 06, 2023 Episode 102: John Philip Cold Brew
Chris is running for Nashville City Council!!! Greg has some groundbreaking campaign ideas. Chris thinks maybe he should be a human bowling pin. ALSO: One of the best Can Do Cold Brew ads ever, conspiracy theory ASMR, and churches full of chocolate syrup. PLUS: Chris Crofton's huge campaign fundraiser June 15th at The 5 Spot!!! A song of the week from Langhorne Slim!!!

Langhorne Slim - "Sundown": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tiCU7E8y4k

Donate to Chris Crofton's Campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 21 min
May 31, 2023 Episode 101: Privatizing Billy Joel
What it actually means when a rich person says that they "work their ass off." Ticketmaster has turned concert tickets into derivatives. Even your "Cadillac" insurance policy will attempt to deny you care. The insane figurehead on Jeff Bezos' nightmarish yacht. ALSO: The A.I. Dinosaur alarm: ROCK COMING! ROCK COMING! PLUS: Bob Dylan enrages his bandmates by talking in code, and a song of the week from Dylan's "Live at Budokan."

Bob Dylan - "Like a Rolling Stone": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f8SIwpsHaU

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 36 min
May 23, 2023 Episode 100: EPISODE 100!!!!!!
The 100th episode!!! Zarathustra knows what I'm talking about. Paperweights that say "Keep it up!" Greg files a special report from Taos, NM. Chris is running for Nashville Metro Council!!!! ALSO: Greg accidentally writes the campaign slogan: "Using the Answers." PLUS: A new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song of the week "Big Shot" by Billy Joel.

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Billy Joel - "Big Shot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEea624OBzM

The Crofton Word: https://croftonword.wordpress.com/author/croftonword/

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
1 hr 30 min

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Chris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New…