Cold Brew Got Me Like

How to name a taco shop. Nashville will soon be 100% stadiums. The Kennedys were a boy band. F*ck smoothies! ALSO: Jewel's poetry, Nick Nolte, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and the latest Advice King!!! PLUS: A song of the week from De La Soul!!!

De La Soul - "The Future": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi8LuGJ1f84
CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

A classic episode! The return of the honey gatherers! Jan Hammer, toxic ice sculptor. Can Do Cold Brew - for a day in the park™. Drink cold brew and paint the sh*t outta some watercolors. ALSO: Artificial intelligence has barely left the gate, and has already gone mad. Meet our new overlord - the Bing chatbot. PLUS: An amazing song of the week from Warren Zevon!!!

Warren Zevon - "The French Inhaler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaA70iCSDJs
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Q: What do Ian Astbury, Neil Young, seasonal depression, The Living Theater, and sealing Rick Rubin's front door shut have in common?? A: Cold Brew Got Me Like - Episode 87. ALSO: Chris reads the new Advice King! The new Can Do Cold Brew advertisement! PLUS: Song of the week from The Cult!!!

The Cult - "Electric Ocean": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A48u5mMBHw
Chris Crofton Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Nashville Mayor John Cooper scams the elderly! Chris considers running for mayor because he never scams the elderly! James Cameron's wife put a bag of ammunition on a campfire. ALSO: The Chinese spy balloon is a hot water bottle that escaped from a strongman competition. PLUS: Another stunning "Can Do Cold Brew" ad, and a song of the week from Lionel Richie!!!!

Lionel Richie - "Say You, Say Me": https://youtu.be/9OfoTaLXrUo
Chris Crofton Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

The boys go back in time to 1985!! Chris was 16, and drove a 1973 Plymouth Duster to school. In related news, some guy whose dad owned a car dealership runs Tennessee. An epic "Can Do Cold Brew" commercial. ALSO: The New Advice King!!!! PLUS: A long-ass song of the week from Cat Stevens!!!!

Cat Stevens - "Foreigner Suite": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKP3gA9l-U4

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris is all by himself talking about "When Doves Cry." He adds lyrics to "Also sprach Zarathustra." ALSO: A youtube show where some guy films rusty car wrecks and sniffs a lot. Remembering David Crosby. Hilaria Baldwin's accent. PLUS: Songs of the week from "Black Midi" and "Sebadoh"!!!!

Chris and Greg's mom is caught on tape revealing that Tucker Carlson "wears a wig." A dusty wig. And Chris reminds everyone Matthew McConaughey used to be bald. ALSO: "Glass Onion" is like that U2 album that got put on everyone's iTunes. Glass Onion is a pretentious "Cannonball Run." Billionaires can't be satirized, because they are already an unfunny joke. PLUS: The new Advice King column, and a song of the week by Glen Campbell!!

Glen Campbell - "Country Boy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79n73FQ5aI
Chris Crofton's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: https://www.candocoldbrew.com/

1982. Bartles and Jaymes and Godley & Creme. Chris thinks the name of the band that sings "Wagon Wheel" is Antiques Roadshow. ALSO: Hardscaping! Spurgeon Settings! The New Advice King! PLUS: Song of the week - the Chris Crofton and the Alcohol Stuntband song "The Sheik"!!!

The Alcohol Stuntband - "The Sheik": https://www.dropbox.com/s/wowb3es39hq9v6g/11%20The%20Sheik.mp3?dl=0

It's Chris all by himself! Bob Dylan thinks current music sounds "defective." Carlos Santana wants an all-Billie Jean King TV network. ALSO: Christmas in July, July 4th in December and a blistering takedown of daylight savings time. PLUS: The new Advice King and a song of the week from Stakker Humanoid!!!

Bob Dylan and Carlos Santana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAR7M5Zyra4
Stakker Humanoid - "Humanoid": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK2U5ziV_Z8

Chris and Greg remember defunct Nashville hot spot Smeraldo's! Chris has a bloodhound named Cold Brew that hunts celebrity memorabilia. ALSO: Regional sex positions! Our new sponsor "Can Do Cold Brew" takes effect! PLUS: John Denver drank amaretto, and 2 songs of the week!!

John Denver - "Dancing with The Mountains": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISCtadfBP8
John Denver - "Prisoners": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcHT3YBpvUs
Peter Cooper's writing philosophy: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/peter-cooper-celebrated-nashville-music-183334302.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall