The far-right are carnies. The sideshow have replaced the regular show. Economic insecurity breeds contempt. ALSO: R. Richard's "Grasshopper Winter." What happened to ISIS? Chris talks about a very strange job. PLUS: Song(s) of the week by Bon Jovi!!!!!

Bon Jovi - "Runaway": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
Bon Jovi - "Breakout": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHpGHTXCYZk
CBGMListening - John Denver: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-75457318

Chris and Greg decide to run a cold brew pipeline from Nashville to Madison. They're gonna run it through rich neighborhoods on purpose. A discussion of urban renewal and racism follows. ALSO: Volcanoes full of Bird scooters, Chris reads an Advice King Classic™ and a LONG story about The Associated Press. PLUS: The song of the week from Jenny O!!!!

Jenny O - "Solitary Girl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYIY4Po1Pk
Little Rock Doc: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/dream-land-little-rocks-west-9th-street/
#CBGMListening: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-75121688

Nashville, TN, is a food desert, so Chris and Greg are going to open a terrible-yet-favorably-reviewed cheesesteak restaurant. ALSO: Adam Driver gets tricked into doing a Yves Saint Laurent commercial with a goat. PLUS: Gas pump cliffhangers, the latest Advice King column, and a song of the week from Caitlin Rose!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEm73-p4nxU

YOU CAN FIND CHRIS CROFTON'S PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton

In Madison, TN, cold brew coffee is CORRECTLY regarded with suspicion. Greg advocates for humility. Chris recommends the podcast "Death of an Artist." ALSO: Punk rock panic attacks, unlocked garment bags, and jerks talking about "points." PLUS: Song of the week by The Sound!!!

The Sound - "Counting the Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMB_k16VaE
"Death of An Artist": https://www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/death-of-an-artist

FIRST: Due to technical difficulties, Greg's microphone sounds like a ham radio. SECOND: The world's worst coffee reviewer brags about owning a suede painting. Chris tries to re-calibrate his targeted ads. ALSO: Frightening old coffee commercials, Bono's offshore accounts, and Boomers exaggerating how much adversity they've overcome. PLUS: Song of the week by Judee Sill!!!!

Judee Sill - "The Kiss": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnQkQYT63E
Cold Brew Got Me Listening - Sebadoh!: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-74467244?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Tangerine Dream: soundtrack to a smoother, sexier - false - future. This ersatz future led to pretentious dirty talk, and terrible voting habits. If you wait on a billionaire and they don't tip you AT LEAST $5000, they are slime. ALSO: Elon Musk's live-in diving board repairman gets fired. PLUS: Chris announces a new podcast: COLD BREW GOT ME LISTENING, and a song of the week by Carly Simon!!!!!!

Bonus podcast! - COLD BREW GOT ME LISTENING: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-74060170
Carly Simon - "Let The River Run": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv-0mmVnxPA
Tangerine Dream - "Love On a Real Train": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBhB9gAM1J4

Cold brew around the world! Steven Tyler scats in his sleep, so his wife sleeps on the roof. Long hair is a mind control device. Elon Musk still sucks. Bob Dylan's interview answers rule. ALSO: A 2008 popsicle giveaway drove Chris insane for three years. PLUS: Song of the week by Nirvana!!!

Nirvana - "Oh, The Guilt": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQlkmPEdLY
The Jesus Lizard - "Puss": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hPRuCVNuVo

70% of animals are gone. Not 17. 70. SEVEN ZERO. Recurring feature Cold Brew Ecosystem™ returns. We talk about streetcars again!!! ALSO: Dodge Ram drivers hate to hear about declining animal populations, a fresh round of Elon Musk bashing, and Chris meets Danielle Steel at The Southern Festival of Books. PLUS: Song of the week by Dion DiMucci!!!!

Dion - "Your Own Backyard": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_E2QgzBHyk

Chris is headed to Nashville!!! He's loading the car with worthless, easy-to-find vinyl records. A powerful argument that Jagermeister is NOT a "digestif." ALSO: Chris and Greg visit Monsanto's "Pumpkin Creamed" cold brew factory, and Chris reads the new Advice King column. PLUS: Liz Truss, libertarian moron, and a song of the week from John Denver!!!

John Denver - "Spirit": https://youtu.be/GOkq-nCI5bA
The Coffee Review Board - "A Lonesome Ohio": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQpu9DLdq0

The Cold Brew ecosystem! The storks eat the flies, the whales eat the storks! Chris says Desmond Child co-wrote Stairway to Heaven when he was 11. Greg saw a cover band named "The C-Dock Boyz." ALSO: The internet goes down, and the cold brew wears off. PLUS: Greg says "Coffee definitely makes you wanna say stuff, AND do stuff," and a stunning song of the week from Arthur Russell!!!

Arthur Russell - "I Never Get Lonesome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tL7ceiEf1M

Arthur Russell documentary: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/wild-combination-a-portrait-of-arthur-russell/