Cold Brew Got Me Like

"WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE RESTAURANTS!" Stoned camels get self-conscious about their humps. Greg is stunned that Chris read a book. ALSO: Getting drunk is helpful for wilderness survival, the new Advice King column, and some red-hot misinformation about salt licks. PLUS: Song of the week by Jonathan Richman!!

Jonathan Richman - Closer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9KDp9yuGfQ

Greg's broadcasting from Myrtle Beach! Chris clears his throat! MI6 agents in parrot suits! Heat signatures! ALSO: Lacrosse Corner™️ PLUS: Cold brew makes Greg says "Calistoga," a youtube guy talks about pipes, and a beautiful song of the week by Chris Whitley.

Chris Whitley - Mountain Side: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MSjBmmZ6TA

Cold brew makes Chris discuss potable water and public transportation. Greg has an idea for a great movie called "Toilet Inspectors" - it's a lot like Ghostbusters. ALSO: Deep Purple performances were cold brew events. The singer plays bongos! PLUS: A classic flavored coffee review from our, ahem, favorite coffee reviewer!!!

"This is when the Rasputins come out of the woodwork." -Chris ALSO: John Gotti tore up his toilet paper roll like a cat when he found out about Sammy the Bull. The direct line between decommissioned Elks Lodges and the insurrection. Modern soldiers are treated like temp workers. PLUS: The civil war will only be available at participating 7-Eleven locations, AND song of the week "Click Click" by The Wedding Present!

The Wedding Present - "Click Click": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc1fnP8uXH4

Cold brew causes Greg to say "bobcats will rip you ass up." Chris and Greg dive deeper into the lyrics of Robin Gibb's Italian hit "Boys Do Fall in Love." ALSO: The latest Advice King! PLUS: UPS Vikings, and song of the week from REM!

REM - "Electrolite": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO73cFm0tuk&list=PLvsYXqtYjMYeZ203XrKYyWsbm7uvjivcd&index=16
Advice King - "GOP Christianity": https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-i-dont-identify-with-the-tn-gops-version-of-christianity/article_b47b20a8-2318-11ed-baf7-339fab00867e.html

Chris and Greg talk about retaining walls, low-wage Grandmas delivering sandwiches, Jeff Bezos complimenting William Shatner's physique, and over-greased go-karts. ALSO: An acoustic cover of Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name Of" that's even worse than last week's. PLUS: Song of the week by Robin Gibb!!!!

Robin Gibb's "Boys Do Fall in Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8WSSG3UzwU
Emo "Killing in the Name Of": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SbvgPfoWa4

Cold brew hits the Croftons hard on this episode. Beware of sculptors! Film producers are Kansans trying to avenge their childhoods. Greg says he is married to a woman named Rhonda. Chris impersonates a jester. ALSO: The world's worst Rage Against the Machine cover, and the world's worst youtube coffee reviewer. PLUS: Song of the week by Zen Guerilla!

Zen Guerilla - Pins and Needles: https://youtu.be/g1xW5tyfzLo
Greg's fantastic documentary website: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/

"Any self-respecting rock n roller had a primer gray nova." Chris and Greg talk about 1980s Connecticut, Tom LePage's mixed tape, and how the mythology of America leads to isolation and loneliness. ALSO: Scorpions fans whose grandparents were born in 1880. PLUS: Greg's Guns n Roses documentary, and the song of the week from Journey!!!

Greg's Guns n Roses doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMOdk1CNZQM

Journey's "Patiently": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qLY4JJEvgQ

Midwesterners who move to Los Angeles consider themselves geniuses because their friends back in Wisconsin are still freezing. ALSO: Alcohol makes you crazy - the band Black Oak Arkansas is proof. We need to start asking politicians what they did last night. PLUS: Mike Lindell's disgusting coffee, and song of the week "Hot and Nasty."

Black Oak Arkansas - Hot and Nasty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBElipPiMuM

David Brooks admits he has an "intellectual lag," but continues to have a column in the New York Times. He's so annoying that he has to separated from the NYT's general population. ALSO: Greg says "The Gray Man" sucks. PLUS: Partying on dry lake beds, and the song of the week by Karen Dalton!

Karen Dalton - Something on Your Mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYHN7eCCtU