Cold Brew Got Me Like

The James Webb Telescope has split Greg's wig. He says it's going to impact the "art world." Chris wonders where that world is. Greg calls the James Webb Telescope "the ultimate piece of cheese." ALSO: Chris says "wheelie" 10,000 times. PLUS: Song of the week from the Screaming Females!

Screaming Females - Triumph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PPjH_TfUc

LEONARDO DA COLDBREW. Leonardo da Vinci was a genius, but he was a nightmare to be around. Hopped up on bark tea and frog adrenaline, inventing automobiles and arranging flowers with the same intensity. PLUS: The Supreme Court nightmare AND two songs by Grant Hart!!!!

Nova Mob - Pompeii: https://youtu.be/3BgUTRwS3i8
Grant Hart -2541: https://youtu.be/GjJC5e4VpDY

It's not Iggy Pop's fault, he lived too long and discovered shrimp cocktail! 90% of 1970s rock stars died from falling out of a lighthouse. Also, whoever is buried with you in the cemetery are the only people you can hang out with for eternity. PLUS: The Sex Pistols could vomit on command and Kiss's instruments played themselves. WITH: Song of the week from The Wedding Present, a movie review from Greg, and The New Advice King!!!

The Wedding Present: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7C6JVvo2ws&list=PLy4u88AKUauJdu-FmuckFPuGuycBgemrw&index=2

Hunter-gatherers were narcissists. "We're the only people who ever gathered." PLUS: Privy digging, ass-tickling chairs, disruptive bigfoot statues, Grubhub guys crying, and the song of the week by Terence Trent D'Arby!!! ALSO: Greg is building a gofundme Bigfoot, AND Elon Musk isn't going to save you, bro

Animal Control Bigfoot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG3epA9jJRY

Terence Trent D'Arby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJCQold3l-A

The horror of guns in America. We discuss the tragedy in Texas. PLUS: Neanderthals, Ezra Pound's Greatest Hits, and a song of the week from Houston's "Teevee."

Teevee "Lovedrive" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0evHdKDvqNQ

Chris and Greg engage in some REAL TALK about the gig economy, including "micro fulfillment centers" (two dudes playing cards in a doghouse full of Twizzlers). PLUS: Caffeinated scientists 3-D print a mummy's vocal cords and make it bleat like a goat. ALSO: 800 hats on a metaphorical monkey.

The stock market is a pyramid scheme, the Supreme Court is a dark money troll farm, and Eddie Vedder needs to drink less. Pearl Jam's new songs sound like a washing machine with a rock in it. ALSO: Chris still likes Pearl Jam, despite all of this. PLUS: "What Should I Bring to Antiques Roadshow?" from The Advice King Anthology, and the song of the week by Rachel Goodrich!

Rachel Goodrich's "Think About Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6EO3-j8D4M

Chris is allowed behind the counter of a bookstore and he loses his mind. Steve Jobs meets Bob Dylan and asks him whether he likes pleated or flat-front pants. ALSO: How to defeat Donald Rumsfeld at squash. PLUS: Song of the day - John Denver's "The Wings That Fly Us Home"

John Denver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4BANicOw8U
Greg's Action Park Article: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/?fbclid=IwAR0aaIViQLcOD5rjwyYGn1xfL9RS8JvY5VfTM8rmLF_EFXMDQbaQ9ncfxpA
Chris's Book: https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/

Chris worked as a union "concrete depositor" in 1951. He moved to Reno with a bowling bag and some pinky rings. ALSO: American Movie, Advice King mugs for sale, and the disturbing story of super-rich ERROL Musk - Elon's dad. PLUS: Song of the week - The Poppy Family's "Which Way You Going Billy?"

The Poppy Family! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNducWOlkec

EPISODE 50!!!! Holy sh*t!!!! Uhhhh...we didn't do anything special!!!! It's just Chris this week. He says the only way to get out from under "global forces" is to take a nap. ALSO: Tapas at the 9/11 Memorial, the Canuxploitation doc "Being Different," and how to write a will. PLUS: Song of the day by Sebadoh!!! Link(s) below.
Being Different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWb9XxcHNZY&t=4322s
Sebadoh "Medicate": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6C4pSK1Tw