Chris is allowed behind the counter of a bookstore and he loses his mind. Steve Jobs meets Bob Dylan and asks him whether he likes pleated or flat-front pants. ALSO: How to defeat Donald Rumsfeld at squash. PLUS: Song of the day - John Denver's "The Wings That Fly Us Home"

John Denver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4BANicOw8U
Greg's Action Park Article: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/?fbclid=IwAR0aaIViQLcOD5rjwyYGn1xfL9RS8JvY5VfTM8rmLF_EFXMDQbaQ9ncfxpA
Chris's Book: https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/

Chris worked as a union "concrete depositor" in 1951. He moved to Reno with a bowling bag and some pinky rings. ALSO: American Movie, Advice King mugs for sale, and the disturbing story of super-rich ERROL Musk - Elon's dad. PLUS: Song of the week - The Poppy Family's "Which Way You Going Billy?"

The Poppy Family! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNducWOlkec

EPISODE 50!!!! Holy sh*t!!!! Uhhhh...we didn't do anything special!!!! It's just Chris this week. He says the only way to get out from under "global forces" is to take a nap. ALSO: Tapas at the 9/11 Memorial, the Canuxploitation doc "Being Different," and how to write a will. PLUS: Song of the day by Sebadoh!!! Link(s) below.
Being Different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWb9XxcHNZY&t=4322s
Sebadoh "Medicate": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6C4pSK1Tw

Are beanie babies "manga"?? ALSO: The man on the plane who got mad at a baby, the latest Advice King column, and telling people that you just quit drinking in job interviews. PLUS: When everyone in the music business was named "Frankie."

Survivor - Popular Girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxDiybGQTvY

Cold brew makes you twice as tall!™ ALSO: If your business can't withstand unionization, then your business isn't a business. "Imagine how f*cking fast Amazon could deliver stuff if child labor wasn't illegal!" PLUS: A fox that lived out everyone's fantasy - biting a politician.
Advice King: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHbM4z4vzM
Rabid Beaver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMkey2HH8&t=182s
Fugazi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMkey2HH8&t=182s

COLD BREW GOT ME LIKE is the first and only podcast to discuss the Oscar slap! ALSO: Chris talks about a time he had a "brain wipe" on The Daily Zeitgeist, and then has one. PLUS: How to write an X-Men script, trying to eat dinner during the movie "The Lighthouse," and a John Phillips song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9D39YvR3fs&t=4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGUDpZLLO08

The Loudon Wainwright III appreciation episode!!! Surviving Twin!!! ALSO: Cold Brew in the News - Chris Martin is forced to get a hair weave by his manager Rudy. PLUS: Chris reads an excerpt from "The Advice King Anthology."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9ilmbczi8

https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/

Greg's ski trip! Greg describes the band that played at the lodge as being like "a racy John Fogerty." Chris accidentally calls a mountain a "website." PLUS: Win an Advice King t-shirt by guessing the name of a real ski bum! ALSO: That guy who says he lost his virginity to an alien, and Steven Adler's friend "Weasel."

Greg is on vacation, so Chris talks to himself!! FEATURING: Charles Dickens' granddaughter Monica inventing the Goldendoodle, the new Advice King, bucket lists, abandoned mines, and The Garden of Allah hotel. PLUS: The Wall Street Journal gets in touch with Chris, and he thinks it's his big break. It is most certainly not.

It's Mom's Birthday!!! Mom likes Monster Magnet!!! Chris's bathroom renovation update!! ALSO: Going to college with Tucker Carlson. PLUS: Fugazi's eight-hour rehearsals, Jay Sebring convincing Clint Eastwood to use conditioner, and Tex Watson joins Rick James's band.

Fugazi at The Trocadero (me and Greg were there): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO-l5OsxMqU
Jay Sebring Hair Styling Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_A9yo658Z0