Cold Brew Got Me Like

Are beanie babies "manga"?? ALSO: The man on the plane who got mad at a baby, the latest Advice King column, and telling people that you just quit drinking in job interviews. PLUS: When everyone in the music business was named "Frankie."

Survivor - Popular Girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxDiybGQTvY

Cold brew makes you twice as tall!™ ALSO: If your business can't withstand unionization, then your business isn't a business. "Imagine how f*cking fast Amazon could deliver stuff if child labor wasn't illegal!" PLUS: A fox that lived out everyone's fantasy - biting a politician.
Advice King: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHbM4z4vzM
Rabid Beaver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMkey2HH8&t=182s
Fugazi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMkey2HH8&t=182s

COLD BREW GOT ME LIKE is the first and only podcast to discuss the Oscar slap! ALSO: Chris talks about a time he had a "brain wipe" on The Daily Zeitgeist, and then has one. PLUS: How to write an X-Men script, trying to eat dinner during the movie "The Lighthouse," and a John Phillips song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9D39YvR3fs&t=4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGUDpZLLO08

The Loudon Wainwright III appreciation episode!!! Surviving Twin!!! ALSO: Cold Brew in the News - Chris Martin is forced to get a hair weave by his manager Rudy. PLUS: Chris reads an excerpt from "The Advice King Anthology."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9ilmbczi8

https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/

Greg's ski trip! Greg describes the band that played at the lodge as being like "a racy John Fogerty." Chris accidentally calls a mountain a "website." PLUS: Win an Advice King t-shirt by guessing the name of a real ski bum! ALSO: That guy who says he lost his virginity to an alien, and Steven Adler's friend "Weasel."

Greg is on vacation, so Chris talks to himself!! FEATURING: Charles Dickens' granddaughter Monica inventing the Goldendoodle, the new Advice King, bucket lists, abandoned mines, and The Garden of Allah hotel. PLUS: The Wall Street Journal gets in touch with Chris, and he thinks it's his big break. It is most certainly not.

It's Mom's Birthday!!! Mom likes Monster Magnet!!! Chris's bathroom renovation update!! ALSO: Going to college with Tucker Carlson. PLUS: Fugazi's eight-hour rehearsals, Jay Sebring convincing Clint Eastwood to use conditioner, and Tex Watson joins Rick James's band.

Fugazi at The Trocadero (me and Greg were there): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO-l5OsxMqU
Jay Sebring Hair Styling Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_A9yo658Z0

COLD BREW GOT Chris and Greg talking about the Mariana Trench, Fleetwood Mac holograms, and SOCIETY. Chris accidentally calls General Patton "James Patterson" - James Patterson is the guy who filmed Bigfoot at Bluff Creek in 1967. Greg tells a fun story about a hungry bear, and Chris uses it as a segue into a nightmarish story about their dad.

Chris is crabby again. Chris complains about everything from the modern world's lack of "village elders" to Dua Lipa. PLUS: Chris and Greg celebrate the fact that "Cold Brew Got Me Like" is the #21 comedy podcast in Poland!!!

WE ARE BACK!!!!!!! Chris and Greg revisit the time-honored (at this point) topic of Chris's bathroom "renovation." ALSO: Rand Paul did yard work instead of legislating. PLUS: Jeff Bezos' henchmen call a bridge in Rotterdam.