Cold Brew Got Me Like

Cold Brew Got Me Like™ is big in Thailand??? The Nina, The Pinta and the Santa Maria. ALSO: Americans should spend more time thinking about birds. PLUS: Ayn Rand, again! Song of the Week "Ambulance Driver," by Superdrag!!!

Superdrag - "Ambulance Driver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiAQPvXxuxQ

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The CEO of Blackrock doesn't know why everyone is in a bad mood. His name is Larry Fink - for real. He manages 9 trillion dollars. Back in the day, the townspeople would have violently dismantled his stagecoach. ALSO: Anthony Blinken plays the blues. PLUS: Chris's upcoming tour with Neil Hamburger and a song of the week from Leslie Stevens!!!!

Leslie Stevens - "Secrets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWGshS13lc

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B-12 bombers full of schnapps. When your dad's job is scaring people in one of those haunted houses. ALSO: A ridiculously complimentary New Yorker article about anti-art sociopath David Zaslav. PLUS: Tina Fey in a dramatic role, life extension technology involving a pair of white shorts and a song of the week by The Replacements!!!

The Replacements - "Little Mascara (Ed Stasium Mix)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7Sj-5oUy4

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Old-west cosplay is NOT harmless. The Urban Cowboy is back, and he's a Republican UFC fighter driving a Dodge Ram with tinted windows. ALSO: Kevin Costner drives producer Don Was insane, and Jann Wenner tricks Chris into buying a Robbie Robbertson solo album. PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad, and a somg of the week from Squeeze!!!

Squeeze - "In Quintessence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fSIFHxR1Vw

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Ayn Rand brags that her worldview was set in stone when she was two years old. She was passionate about burning oil. Vivek Ramaswamy is Ayn Rand with a rockabilly hairstyle. ALSO: Christopher Nolan is a climate criminal. Greg's wellness routine is acupuncture and Mike and Ikes. ALSO: Ross Perot, Elvis Presley was JFK's emergency room doctor and Song of the Week from The La's!!!!

The La's - "I Can't Sleep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LURvVxSZl4

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Rich people consider CLOSED signs an affront. Jack Gyllenhaal gets health advice from Gunther, his pony-tailed deck builder. ALSO: Hungover legislators vetoing stuff just so they can get back to their house faster. AJ Weberman was Bob Dylan's dominatrix. PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song(s) of the week from the late, great Jimmy Buffett!!!

Jimmy Buffett - "A Pirate Looks at Forty": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT-m3Xz-QkQ

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The greased watermelon, the "tetra-headed monster," and student loan forgiveness. ALSO: Rahm Emanuel, throwing away all your mail and deranged YMCA sleepovers!! PLUS: Chris is doing a tour in October with Neil Hamburger!! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a song of the week from "Justin and the Cosmics"!!!

Justin and the Cosmics - "Are All My Friends Gonna Be Strangers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSPeVsHJAbE

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Greg went to Germany! He tells us about the condiments! One of the candidates for mayor of Nashville has close ties to the Proud Boys. She made the runoff. Every kind person needs to vote. ALSO: Mom tells the drummer for The National about her car seat being broken. PLUS: The VERY GOOD new Can Do Cold Brew advertisement!! Annd...song of the week from The National - "Mr. November"!!!

The National - "Mr. November": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PY4VBirn08

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Chris gives the final update on his run for Nashville City Council!!! Thank you all so much!!! A Can Do Cold Brew ad!!! A song of the week from Enigma!!!

Enigma - "Return to Innocence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

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People are not moving to Tennessee, Texas and Florida for "freedom." They are moving there to avoid taxes. "Rich people like bike racks." -Greg "Rich people care about two things: tax avoidance and life extension." -Chris ALSO: The Shawshank Redemption contains all the secrets of white culture. Metal detectorists finding Civil War soldiers' beards. PLUS: Mitch MOconnell, a Can Do Cold Brew ad featuring Samuel Alito and a song of the week by Bread (link to an, uhhh, amazing vid below)!!!

Bread - "Daughter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9teRIxycCw

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