Composed

By Chase BernsteinComedy Stand-Up Leisure

Composed episodes

April 19, 2022 Dear The Tofu I Bought But Ultimately Never Made
My CVS coupons are BACK. Plus- a new shelf situates itself in my life, what to do with free time, the NBA playoffs, the concept of being a chemist... all discussed while my hair is peaking and my leg hurts. Episode 73!
42 min
April 12, 2022 Dear Wordle
I find the best episodes are recorded fresh off a stint in Cabo, and episode 72 is no exception. A new plantain chip enters the arena, the concept of starting a new book before you've finished the one you're reading absolutely barrels into the chat. Accidentally free form rock climbing as well as nightly planks, I mean wow- this episode is reminiscent of the crust at Domino's... stuffed.
35 min
March 29, 2022 Dear Driving At Night
Episode 71 comes in pouring... rain. A trying time at the Kreation buy one get one event nearly sends me over the edge but luckily I'm able to grab onto the ledge of the cliff with one hand and hoist myself back onto steady ground. Phew. Plus- not using carts at the grocery store, doing opposites... honestly nothing I type in this box could ever communicate the electricity that is episode 71.
37 min
March 22, 2022 Dear People Who Turn Down An Offer To Have Their Seat Warmer On
Episode 70 finds us stranded in the desert sans chapstick, as well as on the phone with Supercuts... nothing short of a banger.
34 min
March 15, 2022 Fruit w/ Billy Scafuri
Cancel every plan you've ever had- an earth shattering round of Three Up, Three Down is afoot.
1 hr 10 min
March 08, 2022 Dear Foamy Hand Soap
Episode 68 finds us back at the Honda Service Center where tensions and oil are running high. Doesn't really make sense but also, you get it. As if that's not enough- water fountains and unnecessary umbrellas are touched upon. Call the lord and tell him to take the day off... because I'm doing his work.

37 min
March 01, 2022 A Walk Around The Reservoir w/ Lizzy Ann Cooperman
Lizzy Ann Cooperman graces the studio armed with nothing but her natural charisma, where together, she and Chase recount the heroic journey that has been their experience with the Hollywood Reservoir. If you're looking for an upright stone i'm afraid you won't find one... because they were all left unturned.
56 min
February 22, 2022 San Diego Interlude
The perils of packing, a rogue Michelada, a braided bun (an award winning haiku as well as the description for episode 66)
30 min
February 15, 2022 Dear Listerine Strips
An overdue campaign against Altoids. A controversial take on Cheer. Panic attacks at the Rose Bowl flea market. The Super Bowl. Say what you will about episode 65 but at the end of the day it's not lacking in bowls...
38 min
February 08, 2022 Signature Scents w/ Josh Martin
"Oh wow, that smells phenomenal... what are you cooking up?" - You
"Oh this? It's episode 64 with comedian Josh Martin, and it's ready to serve." - Me

53 min