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Paperweights, the marathon, one way streets, slowing down but also speeding up... this is, episode 54.
52 episodes are upon us. Many doubted this day would ever come, but today history proves them wrong. In addition to being misguided in their thinking, they could have never predicted episode 52 would encompass such undaunted topics such as but not limited to: Umbrella etiquette, an exclusive chicken soup recipe, a drive thru cardinal sin, the string in sweatshirts, as well as an ode to Camila Cabello's Tiny Desk performance. Never.
The quest for a signature scent is taken to unprecedented heights, a potentially polarizing stance is taken regarding succulents, and an unforgettable appearance at the 3rd street promenade. All this and more in a little thing called episode 51.
Episode 50 has arrived in which the quest for a signature scent continues, sizzling Ojai tips are distributed, and Aaron Paul and his wife find their way back in my life.
Episode 49 is like room temperature butter perfectly spread on a piece of french baguette fresh out of the oven, and if you don't understand what that means I really can't help you. Ace Hotel sheets are praised while the perfume industry is eviscerated. A tale of two cats is finally shared, and if that doesn't entice you I'm not sure what will. RSVP "YES" to episode 49.
Chase finds the strength to dust off her Magazine Journalism degree for episode 48, and with her credentials in order, takes to an undisclosed Coffee Bean location to get to the bottom of the numerous as well as unsettling, store closures. A potentially 6 month old exposé on hot chocolate is finally released, and the Hollywood and Silverlake reservoirs are ripped to shreds. Shreds.
The first half of episode 47 was recorded in an absolute haze of sage smoke, and yet by the grace of God, redactions were able to be made, new license plates were able to be celebrated, an edge of your seat tale about taking a picture of a stranger on a hike was able to be told. "Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits." - Anonymous but probably Emilio Estevez
Fresh off the East Coast, a huge announcement is made, and even bigger questions are posed, such as: What is time? Ben Affleck, window seats... all this and more in episode 46.
The saga with Puffy Mattress continues. A lizard/snake hybrid slithers its way into my life, I got a new car and I'm going to Connecticut (unrelated). Episode 45!
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