Composed

Composed

By Chase BernsteinComedyStand-UpLeisure
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Composed episodes

  • This is... Episode 44

    Much like the encroaching month of August, episode 44 is upon us. A brief yet memorable stint at a Dodgers game, a friend of a friend's parent's party, all accompanied by a sizzling mattress update. Unlike the mattress, do not sleep on this episode. 

    43 min
  • Dear Chalkboards

    Episode 42 treats you to my slurpee process, an exposé on jolly ranchers, as well as a beach interlude. Additionally, several bones with Honda are picked. 



    39 min
  • Dear Black Makeup Towels

    Episode 39 explores: 
    A. The Marshall's in Joshua Tree 
    B. Getting your eyebrows done at Sephora
    C. Horses
    D. A fitting room mystery
    E. All of the above 

    Hint: The answer rhymes with "Tea" and it's not B, C, or D. 

    44 min
  • Dear Red Velvet Cake

    Episode 36 grapples with: Red velvet cake, falling in white sweatpants, an Ebay purchase gone awry, as well as weekends... frankly I've already said too much. 

    48 min
  • Dear People Who Order Onion Rings Over French Fries

    Live from Three Rivers, California- Episode 35 has Chase realizing that woodpeckers are not getting the respect they deserve, taking a stance on ropes courses, and reflecting on her first visit back to a restaurant with a scenic view. Not for the faint of heart. 

    48 min

About Composed

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Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion. 

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