Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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Papa Mayes returns wielding his giant custom made cleaver to review Wicked, tell embarassing Mayes tales and ask "How do you feel about Animal Orgies?"

Zach spent a day at Universal Studios, Eden endures an internet improvement saga and Mo successfully cleaned out his dad's freezer.

If you could only use one utensil to cook and eat, what are you choosing? How long does a couch last?

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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Encountering Energy Vampires in real life. Hybrid Animals & Animal Reincarnation.

What ratio of cat to human to square footage makes you a crazy cat lady?

Squid Game 2 + Taylor Sheridan + Severance + Shrinking

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, & Mayes

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Where would a Giraffe wear a bow tie? Which type of Santa hat would Batman have?

Who is the best cook that you know? Would you rather have World Record sized hands or feet?

Do you want your mind transferred to an android or uploaded to a virtual world?

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Mayes & Paul Boehl

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Mayes survived the canceled Tsunami. Fee Fi Fo Fum Go Get Yourself a Cup of Coffee.

Is standing in a parking spot to save it allowed?

What's scarier, a horse or a bear?

There's a columbian hit woman who looks like Aubrey Plaza.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

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What is the worst pasta for mac and cheese?

Zach got cock blocked in Palm Springs.

If you could replace ketchup and mustard on every table, what two condiments would you choose?

The gang describes their worst falls, and everyone has had one.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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Do you cook your rice with butter, or does this offend you?

Zach, stunningly, had a confrontation with a retirement home resident when he was a teenager.

Would you rather have 8 fingers and 12 toes, or 12 fingers and 8 toes?

Mayes recounts the tale of a gentleman who managed to have two different meals from a restaurant before and after a Christmas dinner with family.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

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In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen.

The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching.

We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of your partner.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame.

Why do parents always have so much food in the house?

Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax?

How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe?

Zach recounts when Olive Garden slid into his DMs in 2018

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

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At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole?

How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend?

If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home?

Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving!

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It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes.

Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them.

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