Count the Dings (Official)

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

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In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen.

The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching.

We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of your partner.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame.

Why do parents always have so much food in the house?

Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax?

How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe?

Zach recounts when Olive Garden slid into his DMs in 2018

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

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At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole?

How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend?

If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home?

Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving!

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It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes.

Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

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Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach.

Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays?

Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling?

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and control all the resources of Los Angeles.

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Eden, Zach & Mayes

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Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions.

Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind.

Do you cook on vacation? What chain restaurant would you want in your house? When do you shop for Christmas gifts?

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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are putting the pod on alert!

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Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh

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Tom wrote an article on The Finder about the top 25 Major Sports Cities in the US, and we unpack the rankings.

After a Monday Night Football clash, both the Jets and Bills made trades for star wide receivers today.

We unpack the incredible Sam Mitchell diatribe on NBA TV, as well as the extremely awkward 'it's all good!' follow up video.

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Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting together a team, a team of villains and antagonists that are the worst at what they do.

They are annoying, display misguided business practices and find themselves outwitted and overmatched by heroes that they should wipe the floor with.

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