Crappy Anime Showdown

Disappointed and it feels so good!! Disappointed and it's understood!!!! Well at least by one of these anime! The other delivers an obscene amount of hilarious quotable moments. (That last sentence was sarcasm and overhype but with a kernel of truth) Prepare yourself to be lambasted by all that is wrong with anime that promises to be interesting!

A common theme of this anime is constantly getting our hopes up after watching 3 episodes only to be thunder punched right in our starry eyed faces. I would like to proudly say that we keep that tradition alive this week!!! I am not saying we do not deserve this treatment, I am just saying it is nice not being right all the time. Anyway, 86 and Full dive sure are treats to watch regardless, so enjoy!

5 6 7 8 the style is great so we masterb... Wait a minute. I am not gonna stoop to those levels in these descriptions, even if these anime stoop lower on a weekly basis. In any case what a riveting matchup we have this week. Full dive brings the isekai genre to life with a hilariously bad plot. While Seven knights makes us question if fantasy mangaka writers even care anymore.

Do any of you remember watching Gladiator and just being so impressed by the way that Russell Crowe gently glided in a circle for 2h 40min and th4en handily defeated his rival in 5min with just enough time for credits to roll? No? Well then you should check out Cestvs because it will show you what you missed! And if that isn't your cup of tea hopefully I can entice you with Loli-dolls fighting Shadow people to protect the rich from having to do chores. If neither of those interest you well I am not sure this podcast is for you!

Imagine pretty. Imagine boys. Imagine being a detective. These were the ingredients to make a wonderful anime. That is until the studio accidentally removed all the plot!!! And thus Pretty Boy Detective Club was born. And what a void it truly is. On the other Mars Red is like a Barbie doll. It does not matter what the theme is because underneath it is just boring plastic model with too high of expectations that could never be attained in practice. That being said I sincerely hope you enjoy this weeks commentary!

Have you ever watched Saving Private Ryan and thought that it would have been better if war was made to look cool?! Or have you seen JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and truly believed the buff men and posing were the only important aspects of the show? Well then you certainly are going to love the anime in this weeks episode. You will not, however, enjoy our reviews of them most likely. Listen at your own risk!

Grab your bingo cards, grab your hate mail and hold on to your waifu pillows because season 4 is finally here!! WE get right down to business as we draft the 8 anime combatants who will go boob to boob in what will ultimately be a very crappy showdown. This season seems to have some great contenders, but only time will tell how good they truly are!

B-b-b-bonus battle! The worlds most popular MOBA is being turned into an anime and it takes on....hold on in getting word that DOTA is not the number one MOBA even though its predecessors ripped it off. Well regardless DOTA# Dragons Blood will be taking on the isekai battle royal, Highrise: Invasion. This will for sure be a battle for the ages, brought to you, but not sponsored by, Netflix.

Sundown Rundown baby!!! the third installment of everyone's second favorite episode of each season. We got pretentious drivel. We got bad writing galore! We even have the biggest selection of Kemonos this side of Tokyo! Come on down to Crappy Anime Emporium today for 50 percent off fun! And I do mean 50 percent worse not cheaper!

Our producer has sent me many emails stressing the importance of the following message. I am to tell you "CAS is in no way shape or form currently sponsored by any one or multiple telecom corporations, no matter what may be implied in the episode." And to be honest I do not know if they would after this crazy episode. The finals is exactly what we all hoped it would be. So sit back relax and enter in promo code FRONTIERJUSTICE to recie.... hey unhand me. The people must know the truth!!!