Cross Vegas

Cross Vegas

By Cross Vegas, LLCComedyReligion & SpiritualityChristianityImprov
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Cross Vegas episodes

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    2 min
  • Ep 21 - Sleighing in the Spirit
    Christmas has returned to Las Vegas! Rudy and TJ prepare for a Christmas pageant like no one has ever seen before, after discovering a new key to unlocking biblical interpretation. In Turnt or Burnt, what better topic than classic Christmas movies to declare good or bad (hint: they are all good, since they popularize Christmas)? In an exclusive new segment, Rudy and TJ offer last-minute gift-buying guidance to their listeners.
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    57 min
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  • Ep 20 - America ReaMAGAned

    Rudy and TJ reflect on the second coming of Christ - er, the re-election of Donald Trump. They imagine new and better roles for themselves to play in a new and better federal government. In Turnt or Burnt, topics include the retirement of Raygun, the musical reinvention of Mark Zuckerberg, international travel tips for people carrying spiders and centipedes, the UK's 30,000 lbs cheddar cheese heist, the Tropicana Hotel demolition, the Oklahoma public school's Bible selection, and the Kendrick Lamar / Drake beef. 

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    50 min
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    3 min
  • Ep 19 - HolyFans

    Rudy and TJ introduce a new, more intimate, option for membership in the Cross Vegas ministry: HolyFans. In Turnt or Burnt, our heroes of faith give a movie preview of the Passion of the Christ 2: Resurrection, provide some push-back to Greg Locke's autism-demonization connection, give a history lesson about the Clovis people, talk about the downsides of high-speed rail, celebrate what famously Christian dictator Nicholas Maduro is doing to elevate Christmas, and reveal a new hope for religious freedom in Europe. How Many Four Horsemen registers some low-to-moderate risks for the end of the world; namely: weight-loss drugs, UFC events in the Las Vegas Sphere, and the Trump/Harris presidential debate. 

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    54 min
  • Ep 18 - Wyld Samarytyns

    Rudy and TJ plot their long-awaited return to Christian movie-making stardom, with a pitch for a series which in no way imitates anything they just watched the day before. In Turnt or Burnt, our wizards of otherworldly wisdom dispense multi-directional opinions on all aspects of 2024 Olympic Games. How Many Four Horsemen takes a sober turn as our hosts deal with the assassination attempt on Trump, Harris replacing Biden in the race for president, and new rumors of alien sightings. 

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep 17 - Sword-Swallowers for Christ

    With a newsfeed filled to overflowing, Rudy and TJ dive right in to the endtimes-sensitive current events in How Many Four Horsemen, and the endtimes-insensitive current events in Turnt or Burnt. Our heroes of the faith opine and malign their way through topics such as the eclipse, Jesse Duplantis, partisan earthquakes, generative AI depictions of Jesus, the Trump Bible, the sword-swallower at a Christian men's conference, Beyonce's country album, Joe Rogan's Ezekiel-was-on-drugs claim, John Eastman and Rudy Giuliani's disbarment, a record-breaking covid shot receiver, and the impending doom of Tik Tok. 

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    54 min

About Cross Vegas

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Cross Vegas is a satirical improv and sketch comedy show that follows the story of two failed televangelists on their journey to build a new life as would-be social media influencers based in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rudy and TJ tell of the trials and travails of building a contemporary social media-first meta-church, give their fresh takes on the news of the day, and guide their follower(s) on the journey toward becoming faithful televanfluencers themselves.