Cross Vegas

Cross Vegas

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Cross Vegas episodes

  • Ep 4 - CyberSects

    The Cross Vegas ministry gets into crypto, for all the right reasons. Automated prayer bots also come on line, powered by purchases of said cryptocurrency. Rudy and TJ get catphished by the same spambot, but still hire "her" as a publicist. In Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time, the guys give an update on their progress with vaccines. In Trunt or Burnt, our hosts treat the audience to profound insights on mistakes the Pope is making on Instagram, the deeper meaning of the golden idol of Donald Trump at the CPAC event, and Dunkin Donuts' #Cheersin marketing. 

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    57 min
  • Ep 3 - Crystal Methodist

    Rudy and TJ describe what Cross Vegas is now (tents in an abandoned lot) and what it will be (the best thing ever). They also discover that they're not the only game in town. Rival ministries battle for the same spiritual turf in Las Vegas. In Turnt or Burnt, our televanfluencer heroes give their hot takes on Britney Spears, vaccines, and the phrase "Going HAM." In Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time, Rudy and TJ give a biblical teaching on how to gamble in the Spirit. 

    © 2021 Cross Vegas

    40 min
  • Ep 2 - Anointed Appointment

    Rudy and TJ share how they met, how they saved each others' lives after almost killing each other, and the ministries they left in order to start Cross Vegas. In Turnt or Burnt, the guys tackle the Las Vegas Raiders, the use of the suffix "AF," and Elvis impersonator-officiated weddings. In Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time, Rudy and TJ discuss their (lack of or unverified, respectively) involvement in the January 6th Capitol riot. 

    © 2021 Cross Vegas

    51 min
  • Ep 1 - She-Bears

    Rudy and TJ start their adventure as televanfluencers with a stinging takedown of Las Vegas city government regulations against biblically-correct, but anatomically-exaggerated bronze animal statues. Segments include Holy Ghosted (answering your unanswered prayers), and Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time (attempting to vote in the 2020 election). 

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    45 min

About Cross Vegas

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Cross Vegas is a satirical improv and sketch comedy show that follows the story of two failed televangelists on their journey to build a new life as would-be social media influencers based in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rudy and TJ tell of the trials and travails of building a contemporary social media-first meta-church, give their fresh takes on the news of the day, and guide their follower(s) on the journey toward becoming faithful televanfluencers themselves.