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Our holy scrollin' heroes form a healthcare cost-sharing ministry to meet the demand for libertarian lifestyle-supportive coverage for performance enhancement of all varieties. In How Many Four Horsemen, flooding of biblical proportions has occurred in Las Vegas and at the Creation Museum. Which, if either, is a sign that the end is near? In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and TJ opine on Sean Fuchts' MAGA hymns and inappropriate last name, Michael Flynn's ideas on the (parental) relationship between the Bible and Constitution, Bishop Lamar Whitehead's on-air church livestream jewelry theft, and the busing of migrants to Martha's Vinyard and Washington, DC. 

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Rudy and TJ dip their toe into the mainstream of fringe Christianty by starting a new segment dealing with the End Times. In How Many Four Horsemen, they ask the real questions about the return of Christ: Is the blockchain like the Lamb's Book of Life? Is the Rapture-Ready Index a useful tool for knowing what to wear that day? The guys also report on their work as City Councilors, including the possibility of a Hyperloop tunnel, making Cross Vegas a Pokémon Go gym, and better supporting the work of Elvis impersonators. In Turnt or Burnt, our heroes give their unique brand of commentary on Monkeypox, politically-correct professional sport team name changes, the Jesus' Feet eau de parfum, the He Gets Us ad campaign, and the possibility of a White History Month. 

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Rudy and TJ celebrate their surprise city council election victory, and recount their not-at-all fraudulent methods for registering unlikely voters. In Holy Ghosted, our hosts describe new fields of ministry opportunity in the streaming video game influencer universe. In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and TJ do their own research on "flamers," Squid Game, Critical Race Theory, and deregulation of pharmaceuticals in other countries. As a bonus to listeners, the prayer-bots are given a new task: using artificial intelligence to create hymns of the future, one of which they debut for audiences at the end of this episode.

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From a temporary off-site location, Rudy and TJ describe the political platform they will be using in the upcoming municipal election in Las Vegas, as they decide that raw power is the only way Cross Vegas will ever accomplish its ministry goals. In Holy Ghosted, the guys give testimony to the power of the automated prayer bots, as well as take listener questions about unanswered prayers for John Gruden, Gene Simmons, and progress through the multiple tiers of Olympic competition. In Turnt or Burnt, our hosts address Juneteenth, a modern-day Jonah and the whale, online sports betting, and the upcoming release of the Barbie & Ken movie.

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Cross Vegas hosts a religious freedom conference that attracts different sorts of folks than the guys anticipated, with horizon-expanding results. In Holy Ghosted, Rudy and TJ address listeners' unaswered prayers about UFOs. In Turnt or Burnt, the guys discuss satanic shoes, puppet- and cartoon-related cancel culture, and vaccine passports.

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Like Elijah challenging the prophets of Ba'al, Rudy and TJ challenge the magicians of Las Vegas to a showdown of spiritual power. In Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time, the guys push back against proposed changes to Daylight Savings Time. In Holy Ghosted, listeners get answers to their unanswered prayers about border walls and the end of the world. 

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