Cross Vegas

Cross Vegas

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Cross Vegas episodes

  • Ep 16 - Super Holy Sunday: Glory Bowl Edition

    Following in the tradition of all great megachurches, Cross Vegas is the site for an evangelistic Super Bowl party like none other. In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and TJ explore the spiritual dimensions of Kanye West's new grill, a pastor's crypto scam on his own congregation, the Oscar nominees for best picture, and modern seafaring pirates. 

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    57 min
  • Ep 15 - Holy Ghost Haunted House

    Rudy and TJ fight the culture war on its hottest front: Halloween. What will it take to win this holiday back for Christ? A robust set of biblical scares, they figure. In Holy Ghosted, listeners' unanswered prayers about Taylor Swift and sports gambling abound - and resound with our hosts' own unrequited concerns. In Turnt or Burnt, topics getting the televanfluencer treatment this month include: Stars on Mars, FTX, Grok.ai, and the Las Vegas Sphere.

    © 2023 Cross Vegas

    58 min
  • Ep 14 - Jesus Christ VR Superstar

    Taking advantage of new generative AI technologies and the popularity of video games, Rudy and TJ design a new virtual reality Jesus simulator to reach the masses with the message. In How Many Four Horsemen, our heroes estimate the lateness of the apocalyptic hour as evidenced by the popularity of Christian drag performers. In Turnt or Burnt, they provide hot takes on the upcoming Mark Zuckerberg / Elon Musk cage fight, the Women's World Cup, Tiger Woods' new business venture, and the realignment of college football conferences.

    © 2023 Cross Vegas

    55 min
  • Ep 13 - Turnt or Burnt with Dusty

    Rudy and TJ welcome their first guest, noted alien aficionado Dusty [Last Name Redacted], to a special episode-length Turnt or Burnt roundtable, outside in the cicada-infested Las Vegas summer air. Topics include the Canadian wildfires, the Colosseum vandal, Instagram Threads, and the odd behavior of killer whales.  

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    53 min
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    2 min
  • Ep 12 - Catholarchy

    TJ admits a mistake: Catholics still exist, and they have great ideas for ruling America. What parts of Catholic Integralism should be implemented in Las Vegas? In How Many Four Horsemen, Rudy and TJ tackle the Cocaine Bear, ChatGPT, and the Chinese Spy balloon (all from a safe distance). In Turnt or Burnt, our spiritual guides introduce a new hero of the movement, George Santos. M&Ms candy cancellation and yet another professional sports team moving to Las Vegas round out the segment.   

    © 2023 Cross Vegas

    55 min
  • Ep 11 - Minor League Prophets

    Financial circumstances being what they are, a baseball-crazed Rudy and TJ seek fortune and glory the ol' fashioned way: Plundering the Middle East for sportswashing bucks. In Turnt or Burnt, the guys' old pal Kanye West is in the news, Elon Musk has bought Twitter, and a new generation of the Tolkien entertainment empire is born with the release of Rings of Power. In How Many Four Horsemen, Rudy and TJ struggle with the rebranding of Monkeypox, and with a true rival both to Las Vegas and the to heavenly city itself: Monaco.

    © 2022 Cross Vegas

    1 hr

About Cross Vegas

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Cross Vegas is a satirical improv and sketch comedy show that follows the story of two failed televangelists on their journey to build a new life as would-be social media influencers based in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rudy and TJ tell of the trials and travails of building a contemporary social media-first meta-church, give their fresh takes on the news of the day, and guide their follower(s) on the journey toward becoming faithful televanfluencers themselves.