CzabeCast

The luckiest sperm in the luckiest universe, has once again proved being smart is over-rated. Be lucky instead. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss what exactly do you do around here, for $50M a year, pal? Also we discuss the state of quality of the NFL, and if there are sufficient landing spots for the upcoming QB class of 2024. Best Buy phasing out DVDs. Nebraska man steals dead man's sex doll girlfriend. MORE.....

Czabe decides to take a deeper dive on the Derek Jeter "Drove All Night" commercial, and all that it entails. Special guest automotive consultant and Jags fan ERIC RZENKOWSKI joins me to talk about the state of the auto business. Also, the "Ultimate Beat the Traffic Guy", why "creepy clowns" should be arrested (or shot, if necessary, LIV relegation, and Jordan Spieth's conflict of interest on PIP money. Uncle Sam's boat ride rescue ain't gonna be free. Terry McCauley is a hopeless shill for the league's often boneheaded referees. MORE......

Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN as they recap the weekend in college and pro football. No more unbeatens in the NFL, as the league continues to insult our intelligence and test our patience on a weekly basis. Could Rodgers be staging a miracle comeback? Pre-game shows reach new lows of stupidity. Nepotism runs amok. And reporters are either afraid or told not to ask the single question anybody cares about. Also, Suzanne Somers, who meant a lot to my generation of young boys, has passed. MORE.....

Meet "Irv." He bought a house... with a liquor license. See you in the basement! NOTORIOUS J-A-Y tells us about a visit to a legendary watering hole in Pasadena, MD. Orioles flame out. The Matt Canada hatred is real in Pittsburgh. Is USC heading into rough waters? Is Jordan Love "that dude?" FTG. More.....

Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss how clueless he is about household appliances, but to also cite the definitive word on whether or not to rinse before putting the dishes into the Whirlpool. What's the state of Vikings football, now? Could Kirk actually help another team, THIS year? Would the NFL ever "put their thumb on the scale" to help a team. Signs the Kelce/Swift "romance" is a total scam. Amazon brings back a de-facto "Sears Catalog" for Christmas. MORE.....

CZABE rides solo today, and YES the Packer/Raider game MADE this edition of the pod! Hooray! Also... thoughts on the Niners destruction of the Cowboys. Dak vs. Kirk. The "Brock Party" continues. Hot tubs in Arizona? Are the Chiefs getting "all the close calls?" The Broncos are more fucked than you think. Tiger's amazing short putting stat. Coyotes still homeless. Starlink. Cutting the cord. Roku vs. Firestick. New watch, who dis? Say hello to the QL muscle. Do therapy guns work? MORE.....

Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN and they discuss the shocking fall of Belichick in New England, the constant disappointment of Ron Rivera, whether or not Josh Harris is too "jovial" in the owners suite while his team is getting pants in front of him, and just what compels Mario Cristobal to be such an idiot! Plus Al Michaels hatred of veggies, and NFL Week 5 wrap up. MORE.....

Czabe has seen enough to of the NFL season to post the first "Tiers of a Clown" NFL categories of teams. Often imitated, never duplicated, buckle up for a perfect description of where we are now. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the fray, to talk baseball, ESPN, why he hates Europe in the Ryder Cup, Sam Pittman's man boobs, the USC win over Colorado and of course FTG! MORE.....

ESPN has all but abandoned any attempt to talk baseball during daytime programming. And guess what, I can't blame them. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me, and uncorks a very half-baked NFL & Taylor Swift conspiracy theory. But, I always am willing to listen. Starlink is up and running and Molly Querim is too damn cheap when it comes to streaming. MORE....

Trevor Bauer has reached the summit of his total exoneration. Now, who in the media will admit they were wrong? Spoiler: very few. It was Xander Schauffle not Cantlay, who was the turd in the punchbowl at the Ryder Cup. Is the NFL "simping" for Taylor Swift? Rodney Harrison is a chump. MORE......