Date My Abuelita, First!

Date My Abuelita, First!

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  • Introducing: Dos Amigos

    Hi Date My Abuelita, First Listeners! Take a listen to the trailer of our newest show, Dos Amigos.

    About the show: From WV Sound and My Cultura, comes a new series featuring real-life amigos Wilmer Valderrama and Freddy Rodriguez. Picture this…you’re chillin’ with some of your closest friends at your favorite spot. You lose track of time amid the good vibes, pain-inducing laughter and genuine conversations. What more could you ask for, right? 

    Join these two amigos as they candidly reflect on their careers, life, and share everything about everything, and of course the door is always open for special guests to roll through. Each weekly episode emanates from Wilmer’s very own speakeasy, so you know it’s a party, and you’re our VIP guests. This podcast is all about bringing friends together, sparking honest reflection, and of course…toasting to the good times.

    Listen here and subscribe to Dos Amigos on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts!

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    2 min
  • Liliana: Date My Vico, First!

    Welcome to Date My Vico, First! Today, Vico is grabbing the episode by the balls and the ovaries! And Abuelita is getting a surprise. Is it a steaming hot plate of veggie lomo saltado, a day of peace and quiet…or is it three handsome men?  We couldn’t end this season without giving Abuelita a taste of her own medicine. On this episode, Vico sorts through three eligible bachelors as they each try for a tryst with our beloved Abuelita. The contestants prove they don’t have two left feet by saying their smoothest pick up lines in honor of the most beautiful girl on the dance floor. Vico has some salacious cafecitos con Vico and listens to the contestant’s best and worst dating advice— telenovela style of course. We hear Liliana’s outrageous commentary along the way, and you already know she doesn’t hold back. Will one of these contestants emerge as a potential husband number six? Or will Vico have to come back for another round of Date My Vico, First!

     

    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    52 min
  • Sonia: Chivalry Isn’t Dead, Is It?

    This week we are going on a ride… a scooter ride, of course. We meet our main dater, loveable Sonia, who runs with a pack of free-wheelin’ lesbians every Sunday, taking over the streets on their scooters and calling themselves the lesbian little rascals. She has that “old school spirit” – opening doors, paying for dates – that Abuelita Liliana can appreciate, and she considers herself a gentlewoman.  Sonia is defying lesbian stereotypes – she wants to take things slow (no U-hauls here!) and is honing her ability to notice red flags as they pop up.  We meet three contestants, a heartthrob jewelry maker, a Long Beach Baby who likes to be wined and dined, and a well traveled physician looking for companionship. The contestants play a game of “Ride or Die” and “Chivalry isn’t Dead” in honor of our gentlewoman main dater. Will Abuelita Liliana find someone who can go slow with Sonia? 

     

    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    41 min
  • Ane: Date My Polycule, First!

    This week we meet a very special main dater, Ane, who loves other-worldly genders and dancing and just happens to be one of Vico’s partners. In this episode, Abuelita Liliana learns more about polyamory from Ane and the contestants. She adds some vocabulary words to her tool belt; “Siri…define metamours, Siri…define compersion”.  Our two beloved hosts certainly don't always see eye to eye when it comes to dating, and that is very obvious in this episode. They talk about different ways to seek connection, and watch OUT, we are talking about attachment styles this episode! We meet 3 contestants who are well versed in polyamory and kink. The contestants play “Acronyms”, where they have to text their way into Liliana's heart and play the classic “Never Have I Ever”. Our main dater goes head to head with Liliana about the outcome of the cafecitos. What will win in the end; a modern day poly love story or Abuelita’s “one true love” style romance?

    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    44 min
  • féi: A Telenovela Love Story

    Main dater this week, féi, is looking for that unidentifiable, “je ne sais quoi” swagger in a potential love match. féi brings a telenovela main character energy and is hoping to find “the homie you get to explore life with”. Abuelita and féi bond over being 310 girls. She shares with Abuelita Liliana the impact of growing up queer and undocumented and wanting to honor Inglewood in her artistry now. We meet 3 very different contestants; a Montana raised suitor who brings a little country swag to the table, a grandma's boy, and another multi-hyphenate artist who has a very grounded view of love. The contestants play a round of “Assumptions” and “Swagger Like Us: Telenovela Edition” for Abuelita Liliana to see who has what it takes. Will Abuelita Liliana find someone to compliment féi’s mami energy?

     

    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    44 min
  • Alberto: Our “Soltero Dorado” Saddles Up

    The episode this week is for the golden oldies. We take you back to a simpler time; Abuelita Liliana and our main dater, Alberto, frequented clubs and bars around Los Angeles, back before Abuelita was an abuelita and Alberto was a… Soltero Dorado. Our main dater, Alberto used to be a playboy who had a whole tool belt full of pick up lines. Now, he is a handyman and actor who is looking for love. Abuelita Liliana does her old friend a favor, but it’s the ladies this week she has a good time with. On today’s episode we meet a visual artist who likes to walk around the house naked, a writer with a busy schedule, and a dancer who is learning to be adventurous. The women play a raucous game of “Never Have I Ever” (with some stories that are not safe for work!) and in “Handyman’s Tool Belt”, they flash their best pick up lines. Will Abuelita be able to help our Main Dater relive his younger years with the same reckless abandonment? Or will he be our thoughtful “Soltero Dorado”? 


    Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    39 min
  • Zacarias: Un Amor Antiguo En Tiempos Modernos

    Even though family minded main dater this week, Zacarias, is looking for a wife, his Abuelita is his number one. On this episode; we meet three contestants, a previous main dater, a self-admitted u-hauler, and a fun-focused Angelino. The contestants play a game of “Ride of Love” and Liliana describes her own 5 husband thrill ride. The contestants learn some valuable lessons in “Lessons in Love”. Zacarias says his tía and tío are an example of the type of relationship he wants; can Abuelita find un amor antiguo en tiempos modernos in this group of contestants? And, more importantly, will one of these contestants know the words to Zacarias heart, “sana sana colita de rana”. 

     

    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    38 min
  • Daniel: Fixer Looking for a Screw or Two

    Our main dater this week, Daniel, knows he likes a pretty face but it means some of his relationships have been a little tumultuous. Daniel was a contestant on Episode 9 “Scotty: Contestants All Agree; Daddy Needs a Kiss, Will They Get It?” and he woo’d us with his candid answers (remember boy p*ssy?), so he came back to be the star of his own episode. Daniel likes to be a fixer, but now is looking for more emotional reciprocity and stability, despite his tough past. We meet an actor-producer who likes some spice, a soft spoken sweetie who wants things a little freaky in the bedroom, and an actor who believes in the power of the stars. In honor of Daniel’s original episode, the contestants attempt to stack up to his prowess in a repeat game of “Assumptions” and “Dick-tionary”. While Daniel wonders if anyone can keep up with him, these contestants wonder… what the hell is a pudumpa? Tune in to find out.

     

    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    40 min
  • Michael: Seeking a Sexy Headrest for Long Flights

    This week we get the insider scoop on Abuelita Liliana’s world and meet her friend, main dater Michael. He is known as the ultimate connector, but has been unlucky in love. Michael hasn’t dated in a while, and Abuelita isn’t afraid to call him out on it. We meet three contestants; a writer with a penchant for sensual touch, a comedian-actor heartbreaker, and a radio personality. They show off their abilities to plan a romantic vacation in “Travel Itinerary” and get a little spooky in “Gorey Love”. Abuelita and Vico get into a back and forth over who to pair this important main dater with. Will the heart or the mind win in this classic “Date My Abuelita, First!” battle? 

     

    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    45 min
  • Jocelyn: Homebody Seeks Freak In The Sheets

    This week’s main dater, Jocelyn, says her own abuelita is her best friend. But Jocelyn is ready to put her romantic fate in our Abuelita Liliana hands, especially because Jocelyn says she has “tried every dating app under the sun”, without much success. Jocelyn admits to hooking up with machismo gym rats, but is looking for a Dr. Spencer Reid type to cuddle up with on a Friday night. Today’s possible crushes include an improviser who has a lot to say about the sanctity of smut, a charming videographer, and a theater maker with a contagious laugh. The contestants’ compatibility with Jocelyn is put to the test during a game of “Homebody Vibe” and they get creative with “‘Smut Did She Say?”. Will Abuelita find a match who is a little more than vanilla for Jocelyn?

    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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    38 min

About Date My Abuelita, First!

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From Executive Producer Wilmer Valderrama comes a dating show that proves abuelita knows best!

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