Triple scorpio Rufus knows he could be a walking red flag, but he’s a real sweetheart. On today’s episode, we meet three possible “goth GF” hopefuls that will have to win over Abuelita if they want to win over this “Gómez.” The contestants play “Two truths and a lie,” and also play a very spicy round of What’s “IN” and What’s “OUT” for 2024. Will one of these hopefuls brew a love potion strong enough to win over Abuelita?

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This week, Abuelita and Vico play games to find out who can handle queen Maria both in the limelight and when she departs the stage. To see who is Abuelita approved for Maria, contestants rank fake dating profiles they could see on dating apps from dateable to undateable and then contestants are tasked to act out scenes with Liliana to see how they would take care of Maria’s own Abuelita. Who will win over Liliana’s heart?

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Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!

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Drag performer Maria is not struggling like the rest of you… we've got a case of abundance here because for this queen, options are aplenty and that’s where Abuelita comes in to make some hard choices! Not everyone can pass muster! This week meet Maria, who knows what she wants and is not afraid to kiki with Abuelita to find a good match. We also meet the contestants Abuelita has chosen for Maria, who better be Abueltia Approved!

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Last week, Abuelita's new niete Sam showed us the goods, literally. Abuelita and Vico saw Sam's matching tattoos and learned what they're looking for in a partner. This week, the contestants vying for a date with Sam play games including answering a truly unhinged round of hypotheticals with questions  such as, what would you do if an evil long lost sibling showed up conspiring to steal your identity? Sam has never been broken up with…will Abuelita pick the right person and keep the streak alive?

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Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!

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Sam’s big, loveable personality begs the question: “would you rather be the life of the party, or date the life of the party?!” This week, Abuelita and Vico get to know Sam and learn what Sam's looking for in a cutie - which may or may not include another matching tattoo with a lover. Abuelita Liliana also sips some cafecitos while meeting the sweethearts lining up to date Sam.

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Last week we met Perla who might love horror films but also believes in soulmates! This week, Perla is back to find a guy who won’t ghost. Contestants play a zombie apocalypse game about love languages, and star in their very own telenovelas with Abuelita Liliana acting out parts. Will any of the contestants prove sweet enough for Abuelita’s new nieta?

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Horror screenwriter Perla doesn’t want any more dating “boos”…just a new boo! Meet Perla, who loves the sappy romance of telenovelas just as much as the gore and guts of horror films. Perla’s looking to trade scares for smooches and Abuelita gets creative by nixing a contestant before they even show up!

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Would you rather never get to use social media again, or have to post something every day for the rest of your life? Would you rather be born a hundred years in the past or a hundred years in the future? These are the *very important* questions that the contestants vying for a date with Miguel must answer and hope their responses are up to snuff for Abuelita Liliana to choose them! Find out who Abuelita picks for Miguel to bring to his family asada!

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