Would you date someone who claps when the plane lands, or talks in the movie theater? The three contestants vying for a date with last week's main dater Zyi rank some heinous Red Flags and answer some hilarious Would You Rather scenarios as Abuelita tries to decide who is right for Zyi.  


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Want to know what Abuelita Liliana and Vico really thought of last week's main dater Jerimiyah and the three contestants vying for a date with him? Now that Liliana has matched Jerimiyah up, tune in to hear what Vico and Liliana thought of the process.

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Ever been afraid to approach the tattooed person you think is cute? Maybe they’re not trying to keep people away with all that ink! In this episode, Abuelita meets Zyi, who is a self-described “marshmallow softie.” Tatted up sweetie Zyi gets Abuelita’s help showing their softer side as they look for a creative cutie, or cuties! We also meet the three contestants lining up to meet Zyi including a musician and a chef!

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Have you ever had to impress anyone’s grandmother by writing and reciting poetry on the spot? In part two with Jerimiyah, Abuelita tests the three women trying for a date with Jerimiyah by demanding a few romantic stanzas, on the spot! We also gauge our contestants’ text etiquette with a little text and response challenge and finally, Abuelita chooses a winner for Jerimiyah!

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Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!

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Meet Jerimiyah, who says he hasn’t necessarily had bad luck dating in LA as a 6’4", full time actor, musician, and comedian with a dreamy smile… He is looking for his special someone now more than ever before, and needs Abuelita's help. While this gym rat hits the weights hard, Abuelita chisels out his love of poetry to reveal a softer side, and then she meets the three women she’ll choose from—including a professional motorcycle stunt rider!

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We all have our red flags and some can be pretty extreme! Abuelita Liliana and Vico learn about our contestants’ big icks and also put the contestants on the spot by asking for their funniest impromptu dating stories. Abuelita’s intuition is hard at work for last week's main dater Lorena while narrowing down the perfect match! Let's see who Abuelita chooses for Lorena!

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Vico and Abuelita Liliana share how they almost met in a precarious situation a decade ago and share their history with dating and relationships. 5 husbands later and here we are!

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In our series debut, we meet Lorena, a quick-witted, self-deprecating comedian who has described herself as a cross between Larry David and Mr. Rogers, with some Nickelodeon F*ck Boy Energy thrown in. Hosts Abuelita Liliana Montenegro and Vico Ortiz break past the jokes to get to know Lorena, and bust out the laughs getting to know three contestants vying for a date with her, including a burlesque dancer and a pilates instructor!

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From Executive Producer Wilmer Valderrama comes a dating show that proves abuelita knows best!

Host Vico Ortiz alongside our resident Abuelita, Liliana are ready to meet their match!

Three single contestants will compete for a date with one lucky guest - except to get their heart, they have to win over our abuelita Liliana first! Through speed-dating rounds, hilarious games, wildly silly and genuinely heartfelt introspections, and grandmotherly love, one contestant will either be a step closer to love or be sent back to the apps. Let the chispas fly!

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