A child's mind is fragile and easily swayed. That is why we asked about the thing or things you believed as a kid that turned out to be a total lie. We had no idea that you DON'T have to wait to swim after eating. One listener even lies to HIS OWN kids and says that when the ice cream truck plays music, it means they're out! We also had an all new Dirty Laundry featuring a man who claims that he used to be a pilot for a *cough* certain organization. We also had all new rounds of Fake News Farra and Bleeped BS and scientists in New Zealand have discovered remains of a massive prehistoric penguin. Ian and Dave would love a human-sized penguin. Mahoney disagrees.

Dave and Mahoney brought the heat on today's show. It may have been stinky, but heat nonetheless. We asked about the most embarrassing moment you had in school. One listener cleared out his whole 5th period class with a fart. He had plans to ask a girl out in that class too. Guess how well that turned out. They also brought the hot thespian action in an all new Alternative Theater. We had new editions of The Movie Quote Quiz and The Missed Connection Inspection and today's Redneck Report featured an older woman who bit a burglar even though she doesn't have any teeth. She says she's opening the door with her taser now.

On today's Dave and Mahoney Morning Show, we learned that Karens are real...real pains. We had an all new Karen Chronicles that highlighted unhappy reviews from actual Karens from places like an Arizona Cafe Rio, a Cleveland Burger King and Death Valley National Park. We also played an all new round of Cover Your Ears that may include one of the worst covers we have ever heard. We also wanted to know about the things you pretend to like just to impress or make someone like you. No one likes long walks on the beach. Admit it! We also played our new favorite game Who's Got the Warrant. Ian interviewed 3 people and one has an active warrant out for their arrest. Can you guess which one?

Dave and Mahoney have finally returned from Chicago and they brought some stories back with them. That's why we played an all new round of Fact or Fiction: Radio Boot Camp Edition. See what kind of hijinx the guys were up to while they were away. We also played Tipsy or Toddler and put Mahoney to the test in Are You Smarter Than a Community College Dropout. And we wanted to know about the things you always get asked to help with that you hate. If you're a lawyer, maybe you get asked for free legal advice. We had one programmer talk about how he always gets asked to hack people's social media accounts. Super weird! Good thing he hates it.

Things come and go. Many times they just fade in oblivion. That was the topic on today's Dave and Mahoney Morning Show. What is something from your youth that is just fading away that you really wish was not? We also played a brand new round of The Movie Quote Quiz, we attempted to help people find love in The Missed Connection Inspection and we had an all new Redneck Report which, for some reason, included a story about a fanny pack. We also highlighted Mahoney's laziness in an all new Lazy Bonez Mahonez and what better way to celebrate Wednesday than we with friends....and White Claw.

We've all been broken-hearted before. Maybe you've even broken some yourself. That was the question on today's Dave and Mahoney Morning Show. We wanted to hear the worst way you've ever been broken up with or have broken up with someone. One listener got broken up with on Valentine's Day while out to dinner! Ian also supplied us with an all new Dirty Laundry featuring a man who received a ticket for something very unusual. We also had all new editions of Cover You Ears, The Redneck Report and The Karen Chronicles have returned! One Karen was very upset about an establishment's spaghetti policy. Very upset.

Dave and Mahoney got Monday morning started with a brand new round of Are You Smarter Than a Community College Dropout. Mahoney has not won in a month, did the losing-streak continue? We also wanted to hear about the one thing that took you way too long to experience for the first time. We had one listener who flew on a plane for the first time at 40 and another who didn't get her license until she turned 30! We also had an all new edition of Tipsy or Toddler and we played our new favorite game Who's Got the Warrant. Ian talked to 3 females this week. Only one has an active warrant out for their arrest. Can you guess which one it was?

Dave and Mahoney made it through another week, so we decided to celebrate today with an all new Blooper Reel that was just full of mess ups from the guys. We also revisited some of our favorite audio clips from the week in The Internet Is Awesome. We also asked what you have a guilt complex about. Is it so bad that you just avoid it, now? Has that made things worse?  We also had a brand new Beer for Breakfast featuring Smash Galaxy Double IPA from Alaskan Brewing Co.

Everyone should appreciate the nice things that people do, but there are just some things that we can not stand. Holding the door open when you're still a mile away? Not cool! Giving unsolicited parenting advice? Really not cool! That was the question on today's Dave and Mahoney Morning Show and we got flooded with responses. We also had an all new Fake News Farra, we paid tribute to all of the fallen loads we lost on our great highways with an all new In Memoriam and we put dirty minds to the test in Bleeped BS. Ian also brought a double dose of Dirty Laundry. One man got busy in an amusement park and another almost got busy...but something came up. Literally.

There was absolutely no celebration today in honor of Mahoney's birthday. It's what he wanted, so that was our gift to him. No gifts. No celebration. We did, though, have an all new Movie Quote Quiz, Alternative Theater and Redneck Report which featured a man who was very upset that Wendy's no longer sells Cinnabons. We also had an all new Missed Connection Inspection featuring a poster was looking for the 'fine AF guy at Fiesta with the broke hand.' We really hope that love blossoms. We also asked about your most annoying coworker. Maybe you have a know-it-all at the office or maybe the dreaded farter. We wanted to know!