Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the first words out of your mouth to make your day better, a guy who pees two streams after removing his Prince Albert piercing, swaddling for adults, a couple of gospel singers that got into an argument, more giant drones being spotted over New York and New Jersey, the world’s oldest dog, a new WWE show, how a Star Trek fan keeps getting speeding tickets even though she doesn’t even drive, the wildest thing you did while high, a scam some rideshare drivers are pulling on their passengers, how trying to publicly shame a woman on a plane backfired on a mom, a new discovery about Roman-era barbarians, the most dangerous Christmas song to listen to in the car, hooking up in your parents’ home over the holidays and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about which porn star is celebrating a birthday today, a jingle contest, a possible bad omen for 2025, a woman who rides a steer through the drive thru, an actress who died after participating in a spiritual ritual, which actor is now homeless after a truck crashed into his house, how Bill Murray used to prank an actor he knows, what a teacher did that made him the Pervert of the Day, a couple who got busted trying to join the mile high club, how straight guys feel about vaginas, how many incoming Harvard students report to be virgins, Jason’s dainty injuries, a listener who discovered his brother’s stepdaughter on OnlyFans, how sharing his Google photo album with his partner backfired on a dude, the ancient Egyptian treasure that was foung by a 12-year-old, which menu item McDonald’s is bringing back and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the return of Chi-Chi’s, a listener who wants to become a professional cuddler, a bait shop with a great slogan, which celebrity bought himself a Batmobile, a British rock bank that was robbed at gunpoint in San Francisco, TikTok’s year in review, songs that people want played at their funerals, how a lady freaked out when a fast food restaurant messed up her dipping sauce, a workplace orgy, the sexual honey packet trend, why a man’s cries for help were ignored by a town after he fell down a well, holiday spending this year, porch pirate insurance, hygiene habits nobody talks about but they probably should, classic toys that are selling for big money online right now, the unlikely way that a missing old guy with dementia was found, a bear that stole a Grinch decoration and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a New Jersey woman who dropped an F-bomb on QVC, update on TikToker who had live worm in sushi, woman dropped turkeys on people in Alaska, FBI investigating drones over military base, grandmother missing after going out looking for cat fell in sinkhole, old man fell overboard from cruise shop, all inclusive cruise subscription, flushable wipes causing problems, dog reunited with owner after being taken from front yard, top for guys in the bathroom to warm your hands before peeing, Texans LB suspended, update on d-bags who got into fight with former NHL player, guys tried to sneak into stadium posing as construction workers, Tom Brady lost passing contest to a high schooler, Eminem’s mom passed away, Britney Spears says she turned 5, class action lawsuit against Mattel over putting porn site on Wicked toy box, Rocky officially being celebrated by city of Philadelphia, The Rock had to pull strings to get friend Taylor Swift tickets, 70-year-old woman got nude on hotel balcony, man walked around a restaurant completely naked, former deputy of the year busted directing traffic drunk with no cars around, infants developing werewolf syndrome, company that runs retirement complex band booze, man almost died after pet hamster bit his hand, guy’s thumb is double the normal size, car thief busted after writing about stealing car in her journal, a pregnant woman rescued from out of control car, flight attendants get pulled for being drunk on the job, cop stole kid’s bike to chase down thief, elementary school students sickened by edibles, people aren’t buying minivans anymore, animal welfare officer crawled down drain pipe to save a kitten, most popular dog and cat names, Miller’s dive bar fragrance, influencers die while trying to get a good photo, Craigslist ad looking for crack, snowboarder narrowly avoids avalanche, shoplifter busted during shop with a cop event, crew causes naval ship to go missing, toddler almost gets left behind by cruise ship, Apple accused of spying on employees, Burger King employee stabs manager who told her how to do her job, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about emailer shares his experience with testosterone treatments, Mistletoe dying out at work parties, hosting overnight guests for holidays, woman who robbed Target busted robbing Target again, airline will end in-cabin services earlier, update on woman who flew to Paris without boarding pass, parts of New York buried under snow, old real estate listing online, dog rescued from river, Dave slips off arm rest, yoga, Super Bowl projections, Trevor Lawrence knocked out in game by late hit, Josh Brolin’s dad made him eat pet pig, Danny Pintauro almost died in scooter accident, people mad about Knocked Loose performing on Jimmy Kimmel, Snoop Dogg and Sting collab, Snoop Dogg gave his youngest daughter $1M for wedding, top 20 shows of the past year, Jon Hamm show already renewed and hasn’t started yet, pastor fights off burglar with martial arts, drunk driver seen with finger stuck in a White Claw, man posing as plastic surgeon injected women with fluid, couple busted having sex on Miami art piece, snake slid up woman’s leg while driving in Australia, guests scatter loved one’s ashes on Haunted Mansion ride, man breaks into 1K houses, man shoots roommate over stealing weed, 3 hospitalized after falling out of roller coaster, woman keeps leaving handfuls of rocks on cars, 11-year-old uses CPR to save dad’s life, family tacos sold out of home named one of the best, 100-year-old still working at Home Depot, honeymooning couple get food poisoning, man met girl online gaming then stalked and tried to kill her, cocaine bust at border, man trying to set a record living under water, retailers starting to charge return fees, ‘brain rot’ is word of the year, grandma got run over by a reindeer, man died after being scratched by his cat and lost too much blood, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave traveled and was on plane with a listener, woman who wants to beat the record for banging the most guys in 24 hours, weird car laws, emailer hosted Thanksgiving and nephews broke his TV, assault over McDonald’s, Wendy’s wants to deliver with drones, delivery driver causes damage to home after backing into driveway, woman got called into work and bought lotto ticket winning $1M, cousin and wife asked younger cousin to donate sperm, Michigan v Ohio State game, Lions v Bears Thanksgiving game, Ben Affleck spent Thanksgiving with Jennifer Gardner, Eddie Murphy’s son engaged to Martin Lawrence’s daughter, joke Disney rejected from Deadpool & Wolverine, Dune director has no interest in directing a Star Wars movie, Margot Robbie’s full frontal scene was her idea, weekend box office numbers, Moana 2, song to remove ear worms, Billboard names Dolly Parton as greatest country artist ever, pastor busted using rub and tug, undercover cops take rub and tug investigation too far, bar was found with cocaine and live chickens, cow pajamas used to hide drugs, man will receive $400M for botched penis enhancement surgery, cruise line bans pineapple decorations on cabin doors, wanted man caught because he was mad about mugshot, man busted stealing 2 shopping carts full of stuff from Publix, airline worker gets wasted an slashes co-worker, server claims she was fired for giving homeless person free meal, video of toddler falling into pool, experts cautioning against exotic animals exhibits, elephant sisters reunited after 15 years, outdated law repealed, drinkable mayo, Thanksgiving argument turns deadly between 2 roommates, home catches fire after deep frying turkey goes wrong, woman managed to get on flight from NYC to Paris without boarding pass, thief felt regrets after stealing Xmas decorations, man steals family’s savings to give to streamer, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened after someone was shot in the ass, sexting apps, a semi crash with a mobile home, the extreme things you’ve done to save money, a robbery gone wrong, when you realized that you effed up, when you found an intimate video of yourself online, what a guy did after the truck that he stole got stolen again, how a woman used lettuce as a weapon, which historical landmark a tourist drove over with their car, what happened when a hangover treatment went wrong and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how someone used pee to get revenge, the awkward moment that you would pay to erase if you could, a couple who had sex during a car chase, a cult of people who eat feces, strange ways self-pleasure almost killed you, a gym sniffer, why a guy fired a crossbow into a White Castle, the Waffle House cook who quit mid-shift, the gym teacher perv and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Drinksgiving, city councilor rips into fellow councilors, guy survived Canada wilderness for 50 days, FAA staffing shortages causing delays, man on plane attacks his seat, death stairs in homes Facebook page, warning to be more careful about scamming QR codes, 8 foot python spotted at the beach, lost dog wanders into a news live report, origin of hillbilly term, update on guys who attacked former NHL player, update on Hill’s encounter with cops, Conor McGregor dropped by a whiskey company, boy falls over railing at Arrowhead Stadium, Garth Brooks gives first interview since allegations, Billy Corgan step-mother believes Bill Burr could be his half brother, Snoop talks about Thanksgiving, Samuel L. Jackson talks about Oscars, first R-Rated movie you saw, Shaboozey A Bar Song sets chart record, Chuck stuffed his papers under his board, man impersonated cop for discount at Denny’s, Uber Eats driver picks up burrito that was actually weed, woman found live maggots in her steak, man still loves his wife who cut his dong off, man suffered from chronic sneezing for 20 years had dice up nose, what is the trashiest thing someone did at your family Thanksgiving?, 3 guys killed after following GPS off end of unfinished bridge, construction workers getting busted faking injuries, woman’s house has been crashed into 27x, box truck crashed into RV filled with 2-dozen snakes, man survives giant tree falling on his car, missile shaped skyscrapers in North Korea, women getting horny for Target Santa commercial, naked Xmas dinner at pub for nudists, peeing in the shower, McDonald’s overseas serve beer, McRib returning next week, guy has to throw hot coffee at elk he encountered on walk to work, jewelry store owner accused of selling cocaine, $25K stolen from man’s car while at church, woman says her OnlyFans side hustle will pay for Christmas, Ozempic users drink less alcohol, beef being served for Thanksgiving, Black Friday shopping, man got married and 12 days later found out his wife had a penis, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the woman who holds the record for sleeping with the most men in 24 hours, snooping family members, car thefts at the airport, a guy who found out on Facebook that he lost his Santa gig, why an NFL team had to walk to their game, Elton John’s health issues, the Hallmark Christmas cruise, what police found hidden under a woman’s boobs, what a guy put in his co-worker’s beard oil that got him into trouble, what gross ingredient could be in knock-off perfumes, Britain’s biggest sex festival returns, a lady who accidentally shot her teen daughter while arguing with fast food workers, the weird topping Pizza Hut in China is putting on pizza and more!