Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that has issues driving her guys car with a vanity plate, a guy busted doing something highly perverted at a public park, when did you bust a pervert?, another driver sleeping behind the wheel of a Tesla, the first crime committed in outer space, a police officer accused of lying about being shot by a sniper, what have doctors have to pull out of you?, the first looks of new Star Wars themed hotel, some of the big announcements at D23, a woman trapped for days inside of a septic tank, a guy that attempted to rob a library, a time capsule that was empty when the opened it, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that is having issues wiping his behind, chain of grocery stores that received banana shipments with cocaine, Mr. T is suing a weed related website, a ‘Golden Girls’ puppet show is going on tour, a family caught in the middle of a bison stampede at Yellowstone, neck purses predicted to be the next big trend, a college student that sent mom a picture of her room to her but left something naughty in sight, a drunk driver that tried to bet the police officer the over-under on her BAC level, an 8-year-old that took his parents car for a joyride on the Autobahn, a woman riding on a scooter involved in a police chase, an 8 foot Burmese python loose in a neighborhood, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Canadian boy that was bitten by a shark, dating apps partnering up with fraternities, the Rock was the highest paid actor in the world, MLB players warned NOT to use gas station boner pills, a guy that fell to his death running from security after flashing a hotel housekeeper, police looking for a naked woman that was riding on top of a Ferrari, an airline passenger forced to sit in vomit soaked seat, a guy gets busted for drugs while trying to fix a flat tire with band-aids, a food you can eat that supposedly helps you grow your hair back, a blood test that can tell you when you’re going to die, an elderly man that attempted to shoot his nephew over a cuckoo clock, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about partners giving each other bad sexual nicknames, Spiderman may be out of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, a group of six senior citizens caught having sex in a park, an instagram influencer taking heat for turning a motorcycle accident into a photoshoot, the rudest states in America, accidentally getting busted on a dating site, a guy that was assaulted by a woman that went “Stone Cold Steve Austin” on his ass, cops called on a topless woman at the beach so she goes bottomless to protest, two garbage pickers involved in a sword fight over a wheelbarrow in the trash, a theme park ride shut down because it resembles swastikas, Planters released cheez balls cheez powder, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the age you were when you first accomplished life milestones, a man that got stuck in a tree trying to rescue a cat, Kevin Smith working on a Masters of the Universe reboot, a pitbull that fought off a shark to save its owner, a guy hospitalized after getting a metal nut stuck on his 'strangulated' penis, a dude that was left with blistering open wounds on his groin when he tried using hair removing cream on his pubes, leaving your glasses on during sex, man caught masturbating at construction site wanted by Florida deputies, a criminal that committed 12 crimes in 21 minutes, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that is worried about a naughty dream his girlfriend had, a woman that thought she was having kidney stones but ended up having triplets, Heather Locklear sentenced to 30 days in a mental health facility, a home that was taken over by vomiting vultures, people who have actually participated in cuddle therapy, people that wear underwear for more than one day, guys with excessively sweaty balls, a town dealing with someone planting creepy dolls around the city, a sex toy company giving employees time off for masturbation, things the average person loves to complain about, a couple that faked a pregnancy/birth/death of baby to get donations, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about feel good stories of when grandparents have fallen, Conor McGregor punched an old guy in the head over a whiskey shot, Simon Cowell is almost unrecognizable after plastic surgery, an airport security worker fired after giving a passenger a “you ugly!!!” note, instagram influencer upset a town after washing her butt with holy water, an Asian woman that claims she fell and a cucumber accidently slipped inside her, a woman that  torched a man's house when he refused a booty call, a Canadian woman that survived falling 5000 feet after a parachute failure, scientists invented a microchip for your brain that zaps you to stop food cravings, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about signs you may be self-pleasuring too much, cops had to taze an emu blocking traffic in Canada, a listener that got divorced because of something on the show, a man that threatened neighbors with nunchucks and hit himself in the head, a guy that was killed by tacos, a dad that used his doorbell camera to interview his daughters first date, a dude busted playing Pokemon Go on 8 different phones at the same time while driving, big name celebrities that are into Dungeon & Dragons, police officers that resigned after stealing a Scarface statue from a suspect, farmers in trouble for smuggling pig semen, most popular breakfast foods, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener with something weird going on with his balls, toxic blue-green algae in lakes harming dogs, Mike Tyson and his partner smoke $40k in weed a month, Gronk making a big announcement soon, a woman that had her eyes super glued shut in a fight over her ex-husband, a first date at a Denny’s that ended in a high speed police chase, an elderly couple that has worn matching outfits for 60 years, what makes guys go for older women, a passenger that got the VIP treatment when he was the ONLY passenger on the plane, Cops looking for a female serial wedding crasher, pumpkin spice Spam is hitting store shelves, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about foods people will still eat after it falls on the ground, a listener that encountered a woman at a park and is now REALLY into diaper porn, Berlin opening up drive-in sex booths, a woman trying to get her butt lift crowd funded, a groom that got so hammered his mother-in-law had to feed him, a male model accusing Katy Perry of sexual misconduct, A-Rod had half a million dollars’ worth of property stolen from his rental car, a prankster wearing a TV on his head leaving old televisions on porches, a disgruntled food company employee that urinated on veggies at the processing plant, an elderly man that accidentally swallowed his false teeth during a surgery, and more!