Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about hygiene problems some guys have, a postal worker that stole over $80,000 worth of stamps, a man that plans to walk across the USA in 100 days, a celebrity dealing with “butthole eyes” controversy, the top sad songs that made it as a #1 Hit, stories about snakes found in strange places, a condo complex starting to use DNA testing to bust dog owners not cleaning up their pets poo, what happened to a dude with a MEGA-rectum?, a married mom that’s making a living cuddling, people that try getting it on during a flight, strange Scottish sex slang words, a fast food worker that threw hot grease on a customer, the first North American sex doll brothel to open in Toronto, and more!  This episode is powered by [Gametime.co](http://gametime.co/dctf) .

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a barbershop busted being used as a front to sell drugs, a drug tunnel to Mexico found inside an old KFC in Arizona, a YouTube couple getting backlash for faking a fire evacuation, a woman injured by a drone during a casino light show, a guy that got beat up for asking another man’s wife to help him with his socks, a security guard fired after posting videos of himself farting at work, a man that had 15 hardboiled eggs inside his butt, a strange thing that happened to a guy that played video games 21 hours a day, a couple trying to have a baby discovered they were having sex wrong for 4 years, baby poop could be the next miracle drug , and more! This episode is powered by Gametime.co

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listeners weird dream about Chuck, a Michigan teacher discovered on a porn site, a new football stadium that put in a jail and courtroom, an STD that could cause your junk to fall off, women can tell how wealthy a man is within seconds of looking at his face, you can be “too smart” to date, ways guys can make themselves more attractive to women, a dude pretended to be the ghost of his ex’s mother in an attempt to win her back, a town that named “Bigfoot” as their official animal, science may have invented a pill to prevent obesity, people engaging in sex acts behind the wheel, the age you hit your peak self-esteem, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things we look forward to about Fall, an MMA fighter that ripped his nuts open, the best/worst drivers in the country, why going to the beach is good for your health, a porn company offering a service to digitally put you into pornos, a woman driving 137mph gives the cop the worst excuse ever, a guy that caught a 1000lb. alligator, you’re not supposed to use the word “vagina” anymore, a woman that thinks a ghost is leaving ejaculate in her house, carnie initiation rituals, a man arrested for assaulting his girlfriend with a biscuit, a bride that called off her wedding after finding out her fiancé looked at porn on his phone, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the dangers of gas station boner pills, a guy that got tased during a dispute over a crock pot, Madonna’s bizarre tribute to Aretha Franklin, the new bestselling album of all time, pornstars starting to stream on Twitch, disgusting dad/grandpa foods, a family whose pet hamster escaped and is destroying their car, a woman that tricked 100 guys on Tinder to compete for a date with her, Harry Potter fans make better lovers, a place that just legalized public sex acts, men more satisfied with “bromances” than relationships, are you actually a “foodie?”, a guy that had his life saved by a blood sausage, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a golf course brawl that resulted in a man’s finger getting bit off, a guy that tried to escape a drug raid on canoe, a dude busted for driving 198mph (in a 40mph zone) after posting a video online, 14 Backstreet Boys fans injured by a tornado, a guy lost hiking Mount St. Helen’s I flip flops that had to eat bees to survive, a topless protest taking place soon, millennials hate boobs but love booty, an 81 year old woman in trouble for drinking wine out of a box while topless in a park, a drink that increases the odds you’ll get in a fight, demand for USA sperm on the rise a teen injured by a falling sheep, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener with some questions about a sexual aid, a shooting that took place after an argument over who should play Aretha Franklin in a movie, a new phone app like Tinder for threesomes, the passing of Aretha Franklin, Amber Heard pooped in Johnny Depp’s bed, an elderly woman that grabbed a mugger by his testicles to stop him from robbing her, a guy that attacked a hair dresser with pepper spray and firecrackers after messing up his haircut, a rare “phantom odor” disorder, a huge hairy sea monster that washed up on shore, the strange thing that keeps you up at night, the most popular potato related snacks/foods , and more!  This episode powered by [Dollar Shave Club](http://dollarshaveclub.com/dctf).

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a county judge accused of making city employees do her personal chores, fast food items discontinued/removed from the menu we miss, controversy at the porn “Oscars,” a cop fired after he was using his body cam to make a sex tape, a couple that attempted to bike through ISIS territory, a $100,000 ramen noodle heist, a woman that celebrated her 101st birthday at Taco Bell, the ultimate post break-up “eff you,” a new churro ice cream sandwich invention, a mayor that stopped a city council meeting to discuss anal bleaching, ages when men and women peak in online dating, and more!  This episode powered by [Dollar Shave Club](http://dollarshaveclub.com/dctf)

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about bizarre sex facts, a guy wanted for entering a hippo enclosure and spanking one at a zoo, should a 30 year-old virgin listener get a hooker?, a Nascar driver that thinks a ghost rescued him after a crash, a dude that shot his friend in the butt after an online argument over politics, a man arrested after attacking people with machetes taped to his arms, are women into porn featuring rough sex?, research that proves crazy chicks are better in bed, a new ATM scam to watch out for, “financial domination” is a new fetish gaining popularity, a woman that had a contact lense lost inside her eye for 28 years, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about stressful situations older generations never dealt with, a guy doing something weird with cherry pies, two lunch ladies busted stealing almost half a million dollars from the school, actors that were almost cast as Avengers, worst albums of all time, a woman that’s been arrested for playing the same song on full volume for 16 years, a six year old that hijacked her parents Amazon account and bought a ton of toys, crimes people would turn friends/family in for committing, a brawl that broke out over taking a selfie, a country with the new open air urinals to pee in public, cell phones causing us to go blind, and more!