Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a tailor accused of touching men during clothes fittings, a truck driver that got stuck on a beach after a wrong turn, highlights from the Royal Wedding, nerds talking about superhero genitalia, a barber that threw a client through a window when he complained about his haircut, a man who called 911 because a pig was following him, the new audio illusion “Brainstorm or Green needle,” how arguing with your significant other causes physical illness, rescue workers being trained on sex toy removal/rescue, humans being dirtier than chimps, a company that just trademarked a smell, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a group of high school kids busted hacking into their records and changing grades, which states are the best/worst in the nation, how Freddy Mercury reacted the first time he heard “Ice, Ice, baby,” a large bridge offering drivers to travelers who are too scared to drive across, the zodiac sign most common with serial killers, tips from women to help men get their ladies to climax, a guy that was being held hostage by an alligator, new drug trend for middle age middle class women that involves ecstasy and cheese, an online petition to replace the word “NO,” a parrot that learned to control the house using Alexa, the biggest underwear mistakes men are making, and more!

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about encountering freeway flashers while driving, a handy man who accidentally had his storage unit auctioned off, Toys ‘R’ Us selling off their mascot, Hillary Duff annoyed with her weed smoking neighbor, a woman busted for drugs when her “pelvic area” smelled like weed, a grown man pretending to be 17 years old to so he could play high school basketball, parents taking their son to court to get him evicted from the house, people getting nude in public, a wrecking crew that knocked down the wrong house, long legs on men is more attractive, one trick you can do that is the secret to happiness, who the eff is Yablo? and more!

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was fired for baking laxative laced brownies for a rival employees last day, a squirrel that stashed 50 lbs of pinecones in a car engine, Ed Sheeran has a Heinz Ketchup tattoo & ice cream flavor, a man that refused to give up his Louis Vuitton bag to an armed robber, the audio version of the “the Dress” with “Yanni or Laurel,” an injection that could cure erectile dysfunction and increase dong size, a burglar caught on camera doing a celebration dance after he broke into a business, a family charged over $1000 for shipping after buying paper plates online, a clown and his apprentice that murdered a woman, the one vegetable you should definitely eat, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener with a strange reaction when he shops for beer, a kid that took a whiz in the middle of a guy’s marriage proposal, a family reunited with their lost dog after 4 years, John Cena wants to get back with Nikki Bella, a woman who murdered her husband and served her former lovers remains at a BBQ, a family that thought they adopted a puppy but it turned out to be a bear, a gym introducing running coaches with TV’s on their backs for clients to watch while running, a dude responsible for 96 million robo-calls gets fined by the FCC, a woman that legally changed her kids name to match a botched tattoo, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a country not allowing food that’s not meat to be called by meat names, America’s favorite Mexican restaurant, a state that passed a law making it illegal for cops to have sex during traffic stops, TV shows that aren’t coming back after this season, a misunderstanding over a “bong” causes a school to get locked down, a little girl that bought a horse online and had it delivered to grandma’s house, something women can do to before sex to increase climax by 600%, top most magical moments in your life, vasectomy horror stories, a guy that shot someone over peach cobbler, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that got arrested for DUI while driving on her front lawn, a dude that set the world record for joggling (jogging and juggling), a guy that claims he was hot by his dog, an MLB pitcher that people are saying has carpal tunnel due to playing Fortnite, the world’s largest orgy coming to Las Vegas, NASA trying to secure funding for alien hunting, glitter butts are predicted to be the hot new trend this summer, a stalker that sent a man 65,000 texts after one date, Ask the Dick Doctor: a urologist joins on the phones to answer your penis related questions, a dude that tried to his legless fugitive girlfriend from the cops in a plastic tote, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how life has turned into everyone trying to race against/win against each other, a huge brawl that broke out at a charity cornhole tournament, how Willie Nelson got Woody Harrelson to start smoking pot again, each states favorite 90’s sitcom, how much people who go on House Hunters get paid, getting it on in festival port-a-potties, why beach vacations could be bad for you, flight stewards that prostitute themselves out to first class passengers, am I a dick? the show helps callers determine if they are being a dick, a family that thought they were rescuing baby kittens that turned out to be baby bobcats, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the cheapest booze you used to drink, a police department that put “popo” on squad cars to try and relate with younger residents, Seth Rogen embarrassed about his moms tweets about female genitalia in yoga class, a prison guard with a big stinky wiener that’s gotten him into some trouble, the dumb new teen craze is the “deodorant challenge,” a 42 year-old nerd that attacked his mom with a light saber, when someone screwed themselves when they were trying to screw you over, a 91 year-old man that fired a warning shot at someone for taking too long at a drive thru, a woman that called 911 because she needed beer, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an at home piñata business upsetting a community after a misunderstanding over some piñatas hanging outside the home, class action lawsuit win falls, a crazy fan that held William Shatner’s underpants hostage, the most uplifting songs according to science, trying to order only a couple french fries from a fast food restaurant, a hormone injection for weight loss available soon, how Netflix is ruining your sex life, why millennials can’t get laid, how you survived a disaster in the making, a woman who thought she had a running nose for a long time but was really losing brain fluid, and more!